[Hivemind]What did you say?

[Ashwyn]

Spider-cat, Spider-cat,
What are they feeding you?
Spider-cat, Spider-cat,
It's not your fault...

verse

They won't take you to the vet,
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.

Chorus

Hmm. Should I be ashamed to admit that I know where that's from?

 

[Skade]

Hmm. Should I be ashamed to admit that I know where that's from?

Friends. Don't worry, i don;t watch the show either.

 

[Terraism]

Friends. Don't worry, i don;t watch the show either.

Why am I not recalling this? Is it the theme song? 'Cause that's all I'd know...

 

[Skade]

I don't think i can be a worshipper of the Great Horned Rat. My High Elf Army would desert me if I changed to the Skaven, and that is just too much money to lose.

The song is one of Phoebe's bar songs.

 

[Terraism]

I don;t think i can be a worshipper of the Great Horned Rat. My High Elf Army would desert me if I changed to the Skaven, and that is just too much money to lose.

Yeah, but, I mean, c'mon! They're elves. You know? Sissy tree huggers. Or you can have Skaven, the kinda thing that eat elves when they feel like it. What's it worth, really? Heck, you can recruit an army of Skaven pretty quick, anyway. Just give 'em all an elf or two for their rations for the first week or two.

 

[Skade]

I have 20 Dragonknights? You callin' them wussy? Only Chaos Knights are more solid.

Wussy elves...You mistake my HIGH elves for those country bumpkin WOOD elves. Now they are sissies. Over here we have great warriors like Tyrion and Teclis.

 

[barsoomcore]

Hm. On consulting with a multitude of sages, oracles and dental technicians, I've noticed that Sniktch actually claimed to worship INCARNATIONS of the Great Horned Rat.

So I was mistaken, and must try again.

*is an incarnation of the Great Horned Rat*

mission accomplished! Phew!

 

[Terraism]

[Scratches head.] Where are you, exactly? (As in, where can I find information on non-wussy elves?)

 

[barsoomcore]

I don't think i can be a worshipper of the Great Horned Rat.

That's okay. The whole thing is a scheme to make Sniktch worship us all.

Be an incarnation of the Great Horned Rat today! Make rat bastards worship you! Fun all year round!

 

[Skade]

[Scratches head.] Where are you, exactly? (As in, where can I find information on non-wussy elves?)

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LOL Dangit. I don't have my book handy.

Elf girls are shaped much better than Skaven girls.