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On the deception line - I think an 'apprentice wizard' can be funny at high levels.
Wizard 1:Fighting Type X - where X is the biggest number you can get away with.
Couple of wands - Hey, it looks like real magic!
Glammered, spiked full plate that looks like a robe.
Either make the guy an *real* expert with a staff. Or possibly give them a greatsword in a glove of storing... It's sure to be funny either way.
This is what I've used for my campaign BBEG: A guy who always wanted to be a great wizard - hampered by the fact that he's not got much talent for it...
He's masquarading as a Wizard, but is in fact a Death Knight. He's also playing around with magic that he really doesn't understand! Should be funny.
Of course, it'd work equally well as a retired fighter 'retraining' as a wizard/spellsword/etc.
Wizard 1:Fighting Type X - where X is the biggest number you can get away with.
Couple of wands - Hey, it looks like real magic!
Glammered, spiked full plate that looks like a robe.
Either make the guy an *real* expert with a staff. Or possibly give them a greatsword in a glove of storing... It's sure to be funny either way.
This is what I've used for my campaign BBEG: A guy who always wanted to be a great wizard - hampered by the fact that he's not got much talent for it...

Of course, it'd work equally well as a retired fighter 'retraining' as a wizard/spellsword/etc.