How many gamers does it take to change a light bulb?

[Triumph]

If the light bulb is in either the shower room or the bedroom then none, since we know gamers never spend any time in either one.

 

[clark411]

I'd go with five.

One who notices it and complains about it but is too lazy to change it,
Another to actually do the deed,
and then finally the last three to ask the second guy to get them drinks while he's up.

 

[Hypersmurf]

Only one. But! In the grand, old days of the Republic, hundreds of servants would change thousands of light bulbs at our slightest whim!

Well, okay, that's a different joke. But it's my favourite light bulb joke

It's up there with "How many Yendi does it take to sharpen a sword?"

-Hyp.

 

[Dark Jezter]

Q: How many D&D players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4. One to check the light bulb for traps, one to stand by with a healing spell in case someone gets electricuted, one to change the light bulb because he's got the highest hit points, and one to use a continual flame spell if the light bulb dosen't work.

Q: How many vampire LARPers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4. One to change the light bulb, one to mention that the light bulb is broken just like the shattered remnants of his soul, one to talk about how the dim light in the room reflects the agony of his tortured existance, and one to talk about how the light bulb is a metaphor about all the pain and suffering in the world.

Q: How many Riddle of Steel players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 2. One to change the light bulb, and one standing by with a tourniquet for when the guy changing the light bulb gets his arm torn off.

 

[Hypersmurf]

Q: How many Riddle of Steel players does it take to change a light bulb?

If I die I have to go before him, and he will ask me 'How many Riddle of Steel players does it take to change a light bulb?' And if I don't know, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me!

That's Crom. Strong in his mountain.

-Hyp.

 

[Dark Jezter]

If I die I have to go before him, and he will ask me 'How many Riddle of Steel players does it take to change a light bulb?' And if I don't know, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me!

That's Crom. Strong in his mountain.

-Hyp.

ROFL!

That's going in my sig.

 

[Steve Jung]

Better add one for the guy who's going to tell you at length about every lightbulb he has ever screwed (in)...

Don't forget another for the guy who puts together a light-bulb changer PrC.

 

[Darrin Drader]

How mant gamers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he would have to buy a new house. The new lightbulb isn't compatible with the house, which was originally released under a now out-dated edition.

Only one. But! In the grand, old days of the Republic, hundreds of servants would change thousands of light bulbs at our slightest whim!

Isn't that a Londo quote from Babylon 5?

 

[I'm A Banana]

How many D&D players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Depends on it's CR.

How many Munchkin players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Depends on how good a day the DM is having...

How many F.A.T.A.L. players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I have no idea, but there are probably juices involved, and that may not be a lightbulb.

How many Call of Cthulhu players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Depends on how many tentacles it has.

 

[Bran Blackbyrd]

Just one.
And if you argue with me you can just find yourself a new DM.