How the heck do you find ENWorld?!?!

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Woah...I just Googled my SN. SECOND entry there! Woo! And my Maxmini account is right after it! Bwahaha!

 

[Darkness]

Woah...I just Googled my SN. SECOND entry there! Woo! And my Maxmini account is right after it! Bwahaha!

Somehow, I suspect my results in the same search wouldn't be as helpful.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Somehow, I suspect my results in the same search wouldn't be as helpful.

Fear my unique name! Fear it, I say!

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

...and for some strange reason, I've tried a seach for "Darkness". So far, up to Page 15. Nothing.

Well, no...there's the Book of Vile Darkness.

Alright, went through 30 pages. No sign of you. Well, unless you happen to be Falling, have a Heart, or an Army...

 

[Darkness]

Ok, I fear for your unique name.

*goes and registers an account called "Ankh-Morpork Guard Too"*

 

[Darkness]

Alright, went through 30 pages. No sign of you. Well, unless you happen to be Falling,

Preferably not.

have a Heart,

The jury's still out on that, I'm afraid.

or an Army...

Maybe I can bribe the Hivemind to act the part. Hm... *ponders*

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Ok, I fear for your unique name.

*goes and registers an account called "Ankh-Morpork Guard Too"*

*shakes fist* Curse you Not Falling, Maybe Has a Heart Of, and Nearly has an Army of Darkness!

 

[Darkness]

*hopes that Morrus isn't feeling frisky and changes my name into that*

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

What? Don't like it? Seems unique enough!

*...evil plotting*

 

[Darkness]

Even my old "the shadow of my former self" SN wasn't quite this long...