How to tell the good/bad guys apart: look who's using Apple phones

Morrus · Feb 26, 2020

Len said:
OK, so Rian Johnson is the one person to make an actual whodunnit in the last decade. But if he can't make a movie without kowtowing to advertisers, well, I guess that explains why anything interesting is coming from Netflix these days.

Knives Out was interesting. And good, too.

Raunalyn · Feb 27, 2020

Well then, I am pleased to announce that I am very much a villain. I think Apple phones are over-priced pieces of plastic. It also tends to be the phone of choice for the self-indulgent, entitled idiots* of our generation.

*Please note that I am not saying all iPhone users are self-indulgent and entitled idiots, just that I have noticed a trend that a somewhat large number of self-indulgent and entitled idiots use iPhones. Same with drivers of BMW's. You may now carry on with your humorous commentary.

Morrus · Feb 27, 2020

12 posts until phone brand ideology reared it’s ugly head! Better than I thought!

CleverNickName · Feb 27, 2020

Remember when Morphius used that spring-loaded slider cell phone in "The Matrix," and then everyone ran out to buy one? I can still hear my roommate's cries of anguish when he discovered it didn't really exist.

Raunalyn · Feb 27, 2020

Morrus said:
12 posts until phone brand ideology reared it’s ugly head! Better than I thought!

Please note that my previous post was tongue-in-cheek

Deset Gled · Feb 27, 2020

CleverNickName said:
Remember when Morphius used that spring-loaded slider cell phone in "The Matrix," and then everyone ran out to buy one? I can still hear my roommate's cries of anguish when he discovered it didn't really exist.

More recently, the non-existent phone that I want comes from the 2014 film "It Follows".

Check out the clamshell phone and/or e-reader from the film about a quarter of the way down this page:

Here’s Why You Missed The Scariest Part Of ‘It Follows’

Spoiler alert! This synopsis of “It Follows” covers all the scary moments fans didn’t catch. Read this review to discover some frightening missing pieces.

thoughtcatalog.com

All of the "foldable" phones that are coming out these days (and are generally failing terriblly) insist on bending the screen. Why can't I just have a clamshell smartphone with two screens? The Nintendo DS had a version of it 15 years ago. I don't know why we can't get a modern implementation.