<humor>Pick up lines to use at Gencon

[DarkCrisis]

You have to wonder if the girls swoon when a RPG name amonst names walks by.... like groupies or something...

"Hi young lady Im Monte Cook... Ed Greenwood, Gary Gygax, Ra Salvatore, and a few others are throwing a personal party at a hotel room would you and some of your barely dressed female friends like to come.... er..... roleplay... in a manner of speaking..."

Darn Celebrities get all the women! =P

-Crisis

 

[psionotic]

Hhmmm..

Do you mind if I store my Immovable Rod in your Portable Hole?

In all seriousness though, my group alternates between GenCon and Origins, and this year its Origins, which is kind of a bummer b/c the main difference that I have seen is that there are NO WOMEN at Origins. Whereas, GenCon has all of those tasty LARPers. Oh well.

 

[JRRNeiklot]

And we have a winner!



Although I'm not too sure how happy she'd be with an IMMOVABLE rod - maybe she'd prefer the rod ogf seven parts?

 

[Lizard]

I'm sure wench will work it's way in somewhere.

As for pick-up lines for women to use on men:

"I'm a gamer."

I think that covers all bases.

Nah. Too long.

All purpose pick up line for females seeking to attract male geeks:
"Hello."

 

[Jarval]

My favourites so far:

-Hi, you just rolled a 00 on the GenCon random encounter table.

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As for pick-up lines for women to use on men:

"I'm a gamer."

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Your eyes are like green marbled pentagonal dodecahedrons.

And just great, for the idea that this could get you anywhere

"Hi my name is <insert well known ENboard personality: Pkitty, EN, EGG, etc> would you like some loving?"

Ducks the dice thrown at him by the mods and admin.

 

[Bagpuss]

I'm sure wench will work it's way in somewhere.

As for pick-up lines for women to use on men:

"I'm a gamer."

I think that covers all bases.

You might want to add.

"I'm a woman."

As with some of these female gamers its not always clear from first appearances.

 

[Ashtal]

You might want to add.

"I'm a woman."

As with some of these female gamers its not always clear from first appearances.

As with some of the males ... so let's not get snippy.

 

[hong]

HEY BABY, LET'S BREED!

Stolen from _Willow_, I believe. It's a sure thing!

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

All purpose pick up line for females seeking to attract male geeks:
"Hello."

Have some pity, man.

A good number of Gencon geeks would either recoil in horror or stand helplessly dumbstruck if a pretty girl said hello to them.

(Not me, though. Feel free to say hi, ladies.)


Wulf

 

[bret]

Here are my contributions for bad pickup lines:


Want to see my rod of lordly might?


Are you part Nymph? I just about died seeing a beauty like you here.


I'm currently looking for a wench person, er I mean Hench person. Would you like to apply?


I'm looking for someone to help me practice the pick pockets skill. Would you mind coming up to my room so I can try to steal the shirt off your back?


YOu ever thought about living a fantasy rather than just playing one? I can help if you allow me.


Pardon me, but was that a charm spell you just cast on me?