CRGreathouse
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DrSkull said:
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NOW LIVE! Into the Woods--new character species, eerie monsters, and haunting villains to populate the woodlands of your D&D games.
I need bad D&D jokes! (my players stay out)
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Old Fezziwig
Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.
Here's another...
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What's the difference between a half-orc bard walking through a city and a flumph walking through a city?
The flumph is heading to a gig.
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Best,
tKL
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What's the difference between a half-orc bard walking through a city and a flumph walking through a city?
The flumph is heading to a gig.
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Best,
tKL
Kilmore
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A dwarf and an elf step into a restaraunt and sit at the table. The waitress asks if she could take their order.
The Dwarf says. "I'll take a 24oz steak. Rare. With a bottle of Dragonfire."
The Waitress responds, "And what about the vegetable?"
The Dwarf looks at the elf and growls, "He'll take the steak too, and HE'LL LIKE IT!"
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How do you get two (Planescape) Bleakers out of a tree? Cut the ropes.
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The Dwarf says. "I'll take a 24oz steak. Rare. With a bottle of Dragonfire."
The Waitress responds, "And what about the vegetable?"
The Dwarf looks at the elf and growls, "He'll take the steak too, and HE'LL LIKE IT!"
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How do you get two (Planescape) Bleakers out of a tree? Cut the ropes.
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BiggusGeekus
That's Latin for "cool"
Carmon was on his deathbed, the old Dragonlance warrior was slipping away and about to shed his mortal coil. Beside him, his wife Tika was there.
"Tika?" Caramon beckond.
"Yes dear?" she replied.
"You have been with me through all the decades. We were atacked by draconians together. You supported me when my brother tried to ascend into evil godhood. You stood by my side when our son passed away. And I've just realized something."
"What is that my beloved?"
"I think you are bad luck."
"Tika?" Caramon beckond.
"Yes dear?" she replied.
"You have been with me through all the decades. We were atacked by draconians together. You supported me when my brother tried to ascend into evil godhood. You stood by my side when our son passed away. And I've just realized something."
"What is that my beloved?"
"I think you are bad luck."
orbitalfreak
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Q: What's nine feet long, has six legs, and flies?
A: Three dead halflings!
Q: Why don't halflings plan for the future?
A: They're shortsighted!
A: Three dead halflings!
Q: Why don't halflings plan for the future?
A: They're shortsighted!
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