Piratecat
Sesquipedalian
Hey! If you're in my game, go somewhere else! Shoo!
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Okay. I have a dwarven jester NPC, and I'm desperately looking for in-game jokes. You know, things like....
Q: How do you get a chord from half-orc bards?
A: Ask three of them to play the same note.
or
Q: Why do dwarven bards sound better by candlelight?
A: You can shove the wax in your ears.
... and the like. Can you help? The jokes don't have to be funny, but it would be great if they weren't too anachronistic. Meta-jokes are good, too... things like this:
A female zombie walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. After a minute, a really drunk bar patron comes over to her, leers, and says, "Dang, you're ugly, but I'll still sleep wi' ye!"
The zombie shrugs and says, "Sorry, but I'm immune to critical hits."
Thanks!
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Okay. I have a dwarven jester NPC, and I'm desperately looking for in-game jokes. You know, things like....
Q: How do you get a chord from half-orc bards?
A: Ask three of them to play the same note.
or
Q: Why do dwarven bards sound better by candlelight?
A: You can shove the wax in your ears.
... and the like. Can you help? The jokes don't have to be funny, but it would be great if they weren't too anachronistic. Meta-jokes are good, too... things like this:
A female zombie walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. After a minute, a really drunk bar patron comes over to her, leers, and says, "Dang, you're ugly, but I'll still sleep wi' ye!"
The zombie shrugs and says, "Sorry, but I'm immune to critical hits."
Thanks!
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