I'm not sure if you are kiddin' or not here.
That said, I've always felt that Hugo Weaving was a bad casting
decision for Elrond. He doesn't fit IMO. Plus, I can't stop imagining
him doing the Agent Smith thing.
"As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Baggins. It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Frodo Baggins, a bachelor living on your uncle's money, you have a nice hole in the ground, you take care of your garden, and you help your friends when they get themselves into trouble. The other life is lived in adventuring, where you go by the alias of the Ringbearer and are guilty of virtually every crime against Mordor we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not. I'm going to be as forthcoming as I can be, Mr. Baggins. You're here because we need your help. We know that you've been in contact with a certain artifact, the one they call 'The One Ring'. Now whatever you think you know about this ring is irrelevant. He is considered by many authorities to be the most precious thing in existance. My colleagues believe that I am wasting my time with you but I believe that you wish to do the right thing. We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start and all that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known tool of world domination to it's rightful owner."