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"I Want A Famous Face"

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Has anyone watched this crap on MTV?

It's like a bad car accident; I can't look away.

These morons (I'd be nice and say they're misinformed, but there's no way in today's world that you could realistically think this, unless you're a moron) think that they can be fifty or more pounds overweight, saggy and flabby, and walk into a plastic surgeon's office, and walk out with Janet Jackson's stomach.

That was the one I saw a few days ago. I've also seen a woman who wanted to look like Carmen Electra and someone who wanted to look like Britney Spears. There's others but I try not to turn it to MTV if there's a chance that it'll come on, since then I'm forced to watch it; I can't NOT watch how very stupid these people are.

The Janet Jackson woman; the cameras followed her around for a few days before her surgery, and not once did she go into a gym. Has no idea whatsoever how many crunches Janet does every day. Her husband came home from Iraq, she told him she had a tummy tuck, and he just sort of looked at her a little funny; I think he was thinking, "um, crunches?" My god. Every time I stumble upon this show, I feel old, but that's another thread; every time I watch, I'm just dumbfounded.

It's one thing to want to get a tummy tuck because you've got loose skin from having kids, or from losing a lot of weight, or heck just to feel better about yourself. But why, god, why do you have to LOOK like someone famous? If I were Carmen or Janet, I'd just be freaked out and I'd move to Kuala Lampur.

These people are scary. Seriously scary.

Then there's the idiots on the "Intervention" show on A&E. The season premiere was a "genius level IQ" guy (ha!) who actually said something along the lines of "My parents SHOULD sell their home to pay my gambling debts!" Addiction is a terrible thing, but I'm a little less sympathetic to people who are addicted to gambling to the point where their parents lose the shirts off their backs, trying to support them. Pheh.
 

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I know of two people who resembled someone famous. Fortunately neither had to go thru surgery and stuff to do so.... (one did have to do a little makeup job..)

There was this article in our local paper about someone who resembled Rep. Howard Coble... Dunno abt that....

My ex-boyfriend at one time looked just like Sean Connery did in the poster for "The Hunt For Red October" and a friend of mine had a bare passing resemblance to George Lucas (moreso when we added the beard to his face- he can't grow one for anything on his own!)
 

I've been likened to such Pop Icons as Justin Timberlake and Rob Thomas. I have no idea why. Seriously. The two of them look nothing alike. Has my facial bone structure shifted over the years? Or are people just really stupid?

Bone disease or mass stupidity....I'll go with mass stupidity.
 

Angcuru said:
I've been likened to such Pop Icons as Justin Timberlake and Rob Thomas. I have no idea why. Seriously. The two of them look nothing alike. Has my facial bone structure shifted over the years? Or are people just really stupid?

Bone disease or mass stupidity....I'll go with mass stupidity.


There was one guy here who really got mistaken for Rob Thomas quite a bit. Even getting hit on by preteen girls. :uhoh:
 




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