I want my Psionic browser too! (Or how the hell would you know?)

Azgulor

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Gamers, despite all their wonderful traits, sometimes suck - myself included.

I suck b/c despite having my shiny new Pathfinder core rulebook on my desk I still took the time to wade through 17 pages of opinions about WotC's marketing blunders for 4e.

Why? Hell if I know, probably for the same reason I like my running workouts to include steep uphill climbs... I'm a gamer, I know I'm not wired according to the manual.

The 4e ship sailed some time ago. I saw the preparations, surveyed the snippets, and listened to the marketing campaign. I was doing research and thus I knew well before departure day I wasn't going along for the ride. And, in a traditional gamer's-passion, if I'm being honest with myself, by the end I was so pissed off that I was probably standing on the dock when the ship sailed, hand held high with middle-finger extended.

Of course I'd sworn off D&D altogether years before. Before the OGL and 3rd-party publishers brought me back. So I still flipped through the books, read the forum posts, to see if maybe I was wrong. Rather than changing my mind, what I saw vindicated my choice.

And then I won. Or at least I also won. The Pathfinder RPG was announced. Green Ronin announced 3rd Era versions of their 3.x library. I wouldn't be playing a dead game and still had purchases for my gaming dollar.

So for quite a while now, I've only been occasionally lurking in 4e posts, mainly in the hopes to glean an idea for my own games or just to pass the time it took to drink a cup of coffee.

But after going back and reading the marketing thread from the beginning, I've realized what bugs me most about 4e. Granted, I ultimately didn't care for 4e as a game - but it's a solid game. I still think the marketing campaign was a poster child for what not to do - I think the D&D brand made the success a foregone conclusion. The GSL -- it sucked then and sucks now, just a little bit less. DDI - not my thing -- at all. So clearly, I'm not in WotC's "desired customer" bucket. That's ok. I've moved on, just as they moved in the direction that made the most sense for them.

No, today, what I can't stomach are the 4e zealots that continue to attack, belittle, assign motives to people that they've never met aside from posts in a message board. Did WotC issue a Psionic Browser in the PHB? 'Cause I'm really unsure how these people are able to ascribe the motives to people that they do.

(Paraphrasing)

"You wanted to be offended, so you were."

"Do you really play your game that way? Really. 'Cause everyone I know focus on combat and dungeons."

"You never gave 4e a chance. If you really played it with an open mind, you'd be a 4e fan."

"If you were really honest with yourself, you'd see the flaws of 3e and move on to another game."



How in the FRAK would these people know? I didn't see them at my game table.

Let me put it this way. Those kinds of comments weren't even directed at me in the thread. You were able to offend me when I was just an observer.

Azgulor's list of ENWORLD objective facts:

1. There are a5$hats on both sides of the Edition Wars.

2. 4e if a fully developed, professionally produced fantasy role-playing game.

3. Azgulor would only play 4e if all other RPG options were taken away from him.

4. The WotC marketing campaign leading up to the 4e lauch was riddled with mistakes.

5. Despite #4, 4e was/is a successful product line for WotC.


Azgulor's list of ENWORLD subjective opinions:

1. While a5$hats reside on both sides of the aisle, my completely non-scientific anecdotal evidence suggests that for every 3e zealot that attacks 4e on a message board, there are 4 4e zealots who will attack the 3e fan.

2. I don't like it when professional rpg designers imply that the games and campaigns I run are not fun. I like it less when total strangers with no rpg developer/author credentials tell me the same thing as if they are Moses descending from the mountain with 2 stone tablets.

3. There are some people who wanted to like 4e and didn't. There were some who didn't want to like it but ended up fans. There are other people who were never going to give 4e a chance. There are others who were on the fence and fell on one side or the other. And there was sure as you-know-what some people who were pissed off by one or more of WotC's blunders, marketing or otherwise.

4. When I discovered ENWORLD, in the early days of 3e, the majority of posts were discussions of campaigns, adventures, character backgrounds, etc. More than 50% of 4e posts are mechanics-oriented: how do I massage the mechanics to restore a 3e feature, why such a feature was a problem and shouldn't be put in, why minions rock, why minions suck, etc. etc.

5. I really long for the days of the ENWORLD community, rather than the camps we have now.


Ultimately, yeah, this is just a rant and I really don't expect too many people to care one way or the other. It helped to get it off my chest. But this rant aside, I try (really, really hard) to respond with opinions on fluff, campaign stuff, etc. I try to focus on saying "here's what works for my group" rather than ascribing motives to someone I don't know. I try to highlight that I'm offering an opinion rather than dismissing someone else's opinion whilst presenting my opinion as fact.

To date, I have never utilized the IGNORE function. I'm getting really tempted, though. And hey, if I'm on your Ignore List...well, you aren't seeing this anyway so what do I care? :lol:

P.S. If someone can confirm that by getting a DDI subscription I, too, can get the mind-reading Psionic Browser, I'll pay for a year's subscription.
 
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Uh, I have to ask what could possibly have brought this rant up. You like 3x and are excited about Pathfinder. Good for you.

I don't, and I'm playing 4E. Good for me.

The designers who were working on 4E saw some problems with 3X and wrote about them. For me, and people like me, who saw the same problems, it was an indication that 4E was going to be a game I'd want to play. If those things weren't a problem for you, or if you enjoyed them, I suppose that you'd see that 4E wasn't the game for you.

What are your motives beyond finding and playing a game you like? No idea. What are mine? Finding a game that I want to play, since 3X was no longer that game, and really hadn't been for the last couple years of its life.

What's so complicated about that?
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--Steve
 

For what it's worth, I completely agree with you.

I'm also slightly impressed at your rant itself. I've given up the ghost on making such postings simply because I don't think they do me any good - I don't like how it feels getting involved in an argument online, since, as Danny DeVito once said, "there is no winning. There's only degrees of losing." Apropos of that, I really don't like being banned from my favorite website when my temper gets the better of me and I post something stupid.

So then, it's nice to see someone else step up and make an impassioned post about something I happen to agree with.

Well said Azgulor. :)
 
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4. When I discovered ENWORLD, in the early days of 3e, the majority of posts were discussions of campaigns, adventures, character backgrounds, etc. More than 50% of 4e posts are mechanics-oriented: how do I massage the mechanics to restore a 3e feature, why such a feature was a problem and shouldn't be put in, why minions rock, why minions suck, etc. etc.
Around the time I joined, there was thread titled something along the lines of "3e inhibits creativity" The premise of the thread was a designer (a third party designer) who wanted to give an imp disguise. He was designing an adventure and he wanted to have an imp NPC disguised as a survivor of some kind of razing. Imps, in the 3e MM, don't have disguised listed. He wanted to obey the rules and not have players yell at him for not getting the rules rights, so he went another route. He felt that 3e inhibited him from giving his imp disguise as a skill and started a thread to complain about it.

The response, as one might expect, was hostile. First people pointed out how, under the rules, it was possible to give an imp ranks in disguise. Things went downhill from there, the thread became quite long.

After that, I've seen numerous threads on how the bard sucks, it still sucks under 3.5, the ranger sucks, the ranger still sucks, and how to fix those classes.

One last thing, back when Buffy: The Vampire Slayer was on TV, I was a fan and spent a fair amount of time on a mailing list dedicated to the show. It was a pastime on that list to complain about the current season and how previous seasons were so much better and the show is clearly straying from its roots.
 

Uh, I have to ask what could possibly have brought this rant up. You like 3x and are excited about Pathfinder. Good for you.

See: On the marketing of 4e. You need to get a few pages in before it tanks into the mind-reading territory that prompted the post.

Since the rest of your post falls into the "you go your way, I'll go mine - no harm/no foul" philosophy, it's a pretty safe bet the rant wasn't directed at you.

In case it needs saying, it's not directed at 4e fans in general. It's a rant against 4e fans/zealots who seem to think they know what people are thinking - specifically those who have a criticism of either 4e or WotC.
 
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For what it's worth, I completely agree with you.

I'm also slightly impressed at your rant itself. I've given up the ghost on making such postings simply because I don't think they do me any good - I don't like how it feels getting involved in an argument online, since, as Danny DeVito once said, "there is no winning. There's only degrees of losing." Apropos of that, I really don't like being banned from my favorite website when my temper gets the better of me and I post something stupid.

So then, it's nice to see someone else step up and make an impassioned post about something I happen to agree with.

Well said Azgulor. :)

Thanks, amigo. I thought my days of bashing my head against the brick wall were over as well. I do fail a Will save on occasion, however.
 

Around the time I joined, there was thread titled something along the lines of "3e inhibits creativity" The premise of the thread was a designer (a third party designer) who wanted to give an imp disguise. He was designing an adventure and he wanted to have an imp NPC disguised as a survivor of some kind of razing. Imps, in the 3e MM, don't have disguised listed. He wanted to obey the rules and not have players yell at him for not getting the rules rights, so he went another route. He felt that 3e inhibited him from giving his imp disguise as a skill and started a thread to complain about it.

The response, as one might expect, was hostile. First people pointed out how, under the rules, it was possible to give an imp ranks in disguise. Things went downhill from there, the thread became quite long.

After that, I've seen numerous threads on how the bard sucks, it still sucks under 3.5, the ranger sucks, the ranger still sucks, and how to fix those classes.

One last thing, back when Buffy: The Vampire Slayer was on TV, I was a fan and spent a fair amount of time on a mailing list dedicated to the show. It was a pastime on that list to complain about the current season and how previous seasons were so much better and the show is clearly straying from its roots.

It was an observation, nothing more. I suppose with a new edition, mechanics discussions will tend to dominate. I'm sure mechanics-bashing went on in the early days of 3e as well but I don't recall them dominating the discussion the way they seem to do so today. Of course I'm an aging grognard so perhaps my memory's not what it used to be.

I don't think I imagined it, though. Back in those days, ENWORLD was not my main RPG website of choice. ENWORLD became that site due to the ability to exchange ideas. Mechanics discussions, by-and-large, that I read at the time showcased the flexibility of 3e/OGL. There didn't seem to be as much "I'm right, you're wrong" about how to use the mechanics back then. I didn't really have to spend a lot of time searching for interesting threads back then. Eighteen months ago, I spent 70% of my rpg-messageboard time here. I find myself looking a lot harder and a lot longer for mechanics-neutral threads these days, which is why I probably spend less time here than I used to.

Again, not a right thing or a wrong thing. Just an observation. YMMV.
For some, game mechanics are the car. For me, they're just the engine to the sports car. I'm more focused on the ride & performance (i.e. the adventures & campaigns).
 

It is not unreasonable to ascribe motives to others. Its unreasonable not to. Its just against forum rules because this forum privileges the trappings of civility over actual civil conversation.
 

4. When I discovered ENWORLD, in the early days of 3e, the majority of posts were discussions of campaigns, adventures, character backgrounds, etc. More than 50% of 4e posts are mechanics-oriented: how do I massage the mechanics to restore a 3e feature, why such a feature was a problem and shouldn't be put in, why minions rock, why minions suck, etc. etc.

I feel for you here. This is definitely something thats bothers me too. I found enworld because of Quasqueton's series of threads about the classic 1e adventures. Thats what drew me into this forum. Discussions and stories about adventures, game systems, what works, what doesn't work, that sort of thing. Stuff that I could read and learn about the game and how to make my game better.

I've been lurking here for years on and off and I just don't seem to find anything anymore that I find all that interesting. It's a lot of stuff about why 4e is great, why 4e sucks, and some system neutral stuff that just doesn't really discuss what I care about.
 


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