I wonder...

[Dannyalcatraz]

If Monte Cook can tweet, can Jonathan Tweet cook?

If black is slimming, just how fat are Drow really?

If blue is the new black, what color dragon spits acid? Or lightning?

How many- and which- templates does it take to make a Giant Space Hamster into a Tarrasque?

What does a Scotch & Zodar taste like?

 

[Mark CMG]

One would think that flatulence in really big monster would be particularly horrible, and yet somehow a Gas Giant is a star!

 

[Relique du Madde]

If an etheral plane crashed into Mount Olympus where would they bury the dead?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Those made me smile!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

What do you do if you find the bulette with your name on it?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

How much Hell would a Hell Hound hound if a Hell Hound could hound Hell?

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

How much wood should a wood elf shelve if a wood elf would shelve wood?

 

[TarionzCousin]

How many- and which- templates does it take to make a Giant Space Hamster into a Tarrasque?

Just one: Paragon Template from the 3E Epic Handbook.

This template kicks serious donkey!

Example: +25 Luck Bonus to Hit.

Shhh, don't tell anyone else.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Just one: Paragon Template from the 3E Epic Handbook.

Wait... you mean that Terrasques are just epic leveled paragon rodents?!?!?

What do I have to do to get my nephews hamster all godzilla-sized!?!?

 

[El Mahdi]

What do I have to do to get my nephews hamster all godzilla-sized!?!?

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