A few things:
I didn't pick gamer, even though I play more than enough game to be called a gamer, because I disapprove of the way gamers are becoming a subculture, instead of having games be a part of culture as a whole.
Every time I see the word "dork" I can't help but associate it with whale penis, it's a hold over from when I was in the navy and someone told me that as a joke.
Oh, and where is the "hater" option? This poll is rigged!