If we could wake up John Wayne and put him in a fantasy movie:

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If we could wake up John Wayne from the dead and put him into a fantasy movie, what kind of character would you like to see him play?
 
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A "young John Wayne" might make a surprisingly good Drizzt, I imagine . . .

Several of the books could be re-imagined as Westerns. There are some choice roles for character actors like Walter Brennan, Slim Pickens and Iron Eyes Cody as well.
 

Kilmore said:

If we could wake up John Wayne from the dead and put him into a fantasy movie, what kind of character would you like to see him play?
Hehehe. King Conan. Just once, I want to hear him say "By Crom, I will have my vengeance!"

Robin of Locksley, with Clark Gable as the Sheriff of Nottingham.

He could voice as Draco in Dragonheart.
 

Well, John Wayne did do one period sword & horse movie: The Conquerer in which he starred as Ghengis Kahn. Generally considered to be one of his worst movies. (Though, I personally have not seen it.)

JediSoth
 

Once we get better at digital manipulation, you'll have your wish :)

I think... hmm. I could see him as King Arthur or one of the Knights. He'd make a good ranger, as well. And I think he'd make a good cleric, esp. as one who might have forsaken a life of violence, only to be dragged back into it.
 

Kilmore said:
If we could wake up John Wayne from the dead and put him into a fantasy movie, what kind of character would you like to see him play?
Gandalf. I imagine the fight scene in Fellowship of the Ring would have some slightly different dialogue:

Saruman slams the doors shut.

Gandalf: "Now just a minute there, pardner...."

Saruman stands and advances toward Gandalf.

Gandalf, as he draws his six-shooter and plugs Saruman: "Whoa, take 'er easy there, Pilgrim."


On a more serious note, this topic was already covered in the book Any Similarity to Persons Living or Dead is Purely Coincidental by Josh & Drew Friedman. In the book, they show a movie poster for "Dawn of the Duke" with the tag lline 'He Rose From The Dead To Lead Troops Back Into Vietnam!'
 



Re: Re: If we could wake up John Wayne and put him in a fantasy movie:

Barendd Nobeard said:

Gandalf, as he draws his six-shooter and plugs Saruman: "Whoa, take 'er easy there, Pilgrim."
You know, I've never heard him utter any sentence that begins nor ends with the word "Pilgrims."

Correct me if I'm wrong.
 

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