Is that their own galaxy?


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A clever person could have a hit taking the rock opera Hair and staging it in the Star Wars universe. The struggle with anti-authoritarian poilicies, an unwanted war, and someone getting drafted to fight in it to end the third act...

There would have to be some lyrical changes to fully mesh the visuals with the music, but that's not too difficult. I'm doing it in my head as I type- the anthemic "Let the sunshine in" becomes "Let the Force fllow through" with litte effort.



The critics would eat it up.



Of course, that storyline precludes it from involving any of the major figures in the Star Wars universe...so the next adaptation would be of Jesus Christ, Superstar.





Anyone want to invest in a major broadway musical? Anyone? Bueller?
 
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Damn! I KNEW I had just tipped my hand!

I wanna be a producer
With a Sith show on Broadway
I wanna be a producer
Open Star Trek the next day
I wanna be a producer
Staging Alien for a lark!
I wanna be a producer
Casting Shatner to jump the shark!
 


HOTH!!
hoth, hoth, hoth, hoth, hoth, hoth
Snowin', Blowin'
Long as the Empire ain't knowin'
We're on Hoth

We stay here until we freeze
Then be killed by A-T-A-Ts
Prefer Yavin's leafy tree to this Hoth
Darth oh please
Don't look for me
Where the ground is white
and freezes at night
Oh the Tauntauns, and the Speeders and the Wompa
On

HOTH!!
hoth, hoth, hoth, hoth, hoth, hoth
Snowin', Blowin'
Long as the Empire ain't knowin'
We're on Hoth


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