I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
There are only two types of people in this world:1. Did you see John Wick? ... ... If no, go to 2.
No, I have not.
2. Why haven't you seen it? It's so very awesome. Go see it now, and then go to 1.
The film just never interested me. The only way I would see it is if I am stuck at someone else's house, and they play the DVD (and I did not excuse myself before then).
Guess I will stay at #2.
1. Those who know the awesomeness of John Wick.
2. Those who have not yet been awakened to the awesomeness of John Wick.
3. The innumerate.