How does a dwarven merchant sound?
Well, pretty much like this: “Goodmorning good people! You adventurers look like you could use some gear. Well, Stormhammer & Stormhammer have the best weapons and armor for killing goblins and orcs! Jorn Stormhammer, at your service— don’t touch my wares, please— DON’T TOUCH MY WARES!”
Yeah, he’s a barbarian. [emoji1]
If you’re okay with it, I’ll create him tomorrow, stats and all.