(LHHS) The Light Hearted Hack n' Slash Game (I)

[Macbrea]

Yorick decides to check in on the women to see if the cleric is still hanging around watching her.

OOC: I am still here. Just was waiting for the long posts to finish. and Someone to figure out some information. As Yorick, thought we were going kobold hunting in the morning. But everyone else started doing stuff that took very long actions.

 

[reapersaurus]

OOC: So can we somehow get to the next encounter? I was just reading the recent events, and I hadn't noticed how hilarious creamsteak's description of Obseda was. "The Master of the One Wind", indeed. LOL! great stuff, cs. Now stop giving us so many leads that lead to obstacles and give us a nice blood trail to follow. <-- big wink

 

[Creamsteak]

OOC: So can we somehow get to the next encounter? I was just reading the recent events, and I hadn't noticed how hilarious creamsteak's description of Obseda was. "The Master of the One Wind", indeed. LOL! great stuff, cs. Now stop giving us so many leads that lead to obstacles and give us a nice blood trail to follow. <-- big wink

Note: made a mistake about the 500 gold piece fee. That's the first guild-charge to become a true BOUNTY HUNTER. My mistake. Actually it costs a 30 gold piece initial fee, and 3gp/month to gain a Mercenary license, which is what you need in order to work for the order of the knights of the moon of the sun, etc.

Also, all I can say is that I will continue to stack pointless -through-> very important leads indescriminately. However, all you need to do in order to go kill stuff is go looking for a fight. I recommend going for the obvious, get the group together to go to Allimon to have the girl treated for her wounds. I do random encounters, since this is a hack n' slash, so you should get a fight or two on the way. Just being meta/kind DM here. From there, if you don't find anything more interesting, go kobold hunting.

 

[Macbrea]

Yorick hunts around for Brawn. When he finds him he will comment in draconic, "Welp, I saw you went to check out the jobs in town. Anything worth going after or should we guard the group while they drag the women to the next city over?"

 

[reapersaurus]

"Nawww.... tha trolls sound really tough and the Church charges a start-up fee to hunt kobolds.

Maybe we can all sign up later.
Other than the foofie guy stuck in the tree by an undead, there's not too good of jobs."

 

[Creamsteak]

Khelon looks at the man and assesses him as best he can. (untrained Sense Motive +5)

Sorry I forgot about this:

The man says his name is Montony, and that he is the girls rightful keeper. You sense negative-ness in his heart, but he doesn't appear to be dishonest. He apparantly wants to see the girl... He explains she is the daughter of his deceased wife, and he needs her to sign documents releasing her castle to him.

The man offers to reward you for saving her life, if you can do so. He says that, "If you get her to sign the papers I have, I will give you a residency at any of my palaces, an apartment or such. I'm not wealthy, but I do control a good deal of small plantations and retired facilities. If you are not one to stay somewhere, I could probably find some other way of befriending your help."

 

[Creamsteak]

I really need to catch up on this game I guess...

Ok, first we have lichtenhart who is trading:

Masterwork throwing axe
Medium-sized Giant Scale Mail
Masterwork Bastard Sword
(Large Steel? Shield)

Actually, you are directed to "elfsie" as brawn so lovingly calls him. This man is a merchant, and can afford to trade for more valuable things than the locals in town. He isn't in a very good mood with you though.

Here are some of the goods he is willing to trade, tell me which your interested in, and he will try to name a price.

Items available:
Anything from the Equipment chapter of the Player's handbook
1st-3rd level scrolls of divine spells from the adept list
1st level potions

Three weapons he claims are magical:
A Greatsword (he claims it's far more valuable than you can afford)
A Longsword (he tells you he could be persuaded to give it to you for everything you offered)
A Club (too expensive)

One armor he claims is magical:
Studded leather (too expensive)

Also, you notice a rather gruff and dirty looking muscular man in the room with him, with a crossbow at his side and a variety of throwing knives in his hands.

 

[Kalanyr]

" You seem to have a right to see the girl, but I do not think she is in any condition to see you right now. If you will allow I'll get her healed and then she can decide what she wants to do."

 

[Macbrea]

Yorick glances at the man, "Ssssheee will need to have her handsss regrown to sssign anything."

 

[Lichtenhart]

Brawn asks, "Could you ssseee if they have a really good big Big sssSword for me?
I've gotss a really good Axe for tradess."

"Mmm, from what I have seen there are no good weaponsmith in this town, Brawn. Would you like this one?"
Mak shows Brawn the Masterwork bastard sword.
"It looks good to me. Even too good, according to my arm."