(LHHS) The Light Hearted Hack n' Slash Game (I)

[Dalamar]

Krindor addresses the imp that just came to talk with her.
"Pardon me for a while."

She turns to face the three, obviously drunken, men.
"Your manners are insults against my intelligence and your propositions highly inapproriate. I would suggest you three to go home and sleep over your drunkenness."
As she speaks, the breton also quickly scans if the men are evil or just ignorant with detect evil.

She then turns back to the bartender.
"Ale, dear bartender, I just need to clear the dust of travelling from my throat."

 

[Creamsteak]

Krindor addresses the imp that just came to talk with her.
"Pardon me for a while."

She turns to face the three, obviously drunken, men.
"Your manners are insults against my intelligence and your propositions highly inapproriate. I would suggest you three to go home and sleep over your drunkenness."
As she speaks, the breton also quickly scans if the men are evil or just ignorant with detect evil.

She then turns back to the bartender.
"Ale, dear bartender, I just need to clear the dust of travelling from my throat."

The Bartender takes the copper coin from you and provides you with ale. The ale is watered down, as is the custom this far from the major cities. There is also a hint of staleness to your ale.

The three men do not radiate evil, however they ignore your comment and continue to bother you, thinking that nobody else will stick up for a woman in a place like this.

All three chime in with:

You have a beautiful body.
Will you hold that against me? - The Redguard

That outfit looks great on you.
It would look even better rolled up
in a ball on my bedroom floor. - The orc

Stick with me baby and I'll buy you
rocks as big as diamonds. - The Imp

You do detect evil in the room though you will need to remove your distractions in order to find it.

 

[Dalamar]

Krindor takes a sip of her ale before facing the three men again.
"In all fairness, I will have to warn you, that you will suffer far more pain than just your hang over if you do not cease your meaningless attempts to get personal."

 

[Macbrea]

Yorick stands up and walks over to the bar bumping into the little imp, "Sorry, little ssoftsskin guy, did I messss up your converssation wif pretty looking lady?" Yorick not so slyly winks at Krindor. "Ssssooo sssorrry, did not mean to brake into your conversssation! Bartender, I could ussse another ale for mysself and thessse fine people."

 

[Lichtenhart]

If the paladin's words don't sound threatening enough, Mak'Teh-Nar steps between her and the farmers and points them the hilt of his dagger trying to incinerate them with his look. (Intimidate +5).

Before the breton or the lizardman reach for their money, he hands the bartender three copper pieces "One for the young lady, one for me, and one for my friend, thanks."

Trying to return to the conversation he says "Of course I can help you. An elf was asking... Oh but I'm being rude! Please excuse me and let me introduce myself. My name is Mak'Teh-Nar and I'm very pleased to meet you. This is Yorick Slipperyscales and we're looking for an employment too."

 

[reapersaurus]

Keeping Slade's warning not to talk to the customers in mind, Bron continues to fumble with the opening mechanism on the tiny clear case, shaking it and turning it upside down, etc.

Unfortunately, the digits on his clawed, stumpy hands are not exactly up to fine dexterous manipulation of human-sized containers.

He listens intently to the people in the bar, trying to hear talk of some employment to supplement the odd jobs around town.
He is drawn to the smell of smoke outside the bar, but he puts it off for now, wordlessly recognizing any of the ones he heard talking about jobs if they look his way, while sipping his ale.

 

[Darkwolf]

Khala follows the lizardman and watches what is going on, keeping a magic missile ready to use if something happens. The raven still sits on his shoulder ready to take off if necessary.

 

[Dalamar]

"I thank you for your assistance, dear sirs, but I can assure you, I could've taken care of myself."
She removes the glove from her right hand and extends it, first for Mak'Teh and then Yorick.
"I am Krindor Wingblade. And I think it is good that people like you and me, needing employment, met each other. We can combine our strenghts and gain much from such an arrangement."

 

[reapersaurus]

Brontos hears the pretty-lady's words and perks up.

He coughs loudly in Draconic "Hey - I fight."

 

[Macbrea]

Yorick accepts her hand and shakes it hardily saying in common, "Much welcome to meet yooos, we were thinkin' of meeting elfsies later. He offered usss money to do sssomething for himssss."

Waving over to the doorway speaking in draconic, "I will tell them you want to come along also."

Noting the doorway and saying in common, "My friend outssside wissshesss to comesss alongsss alssso. He iss alittle large for the roomsss."