Lines I'd like to see Morrus put into his Gencon report

[jester47]

"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, overweight hysterical unwashed, dragging themselves through the hotel halls at dawn looking for a gaming fix, shaved headed losers burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the star designers in the mechanics of games."

"I am Jack's betraying 20 sided die."
"I am Jack's worn out DMG."
"I am Jack's dead character."
"I am Jacks...."

"That is not dead which can eternal game, and with stranger aeons even sleep may die."

"Cthulhu Fhtagn!"

 

[KB9JMQ]

"Hello. My name is Russell Morrisey. You overwhelmed my bandwidth. Prepare to die."

Thanks for the Pepsi in my keyboard!!!

 

[DM with a vengence]

On day 8 of my New England geneology tour I found that I am in fact a descendant of an American GI station in England during WWII.
His name, Marsh.
Incidently, the site is now ENWorld of Dagon.
Ia Ia Cthulhu Ftagn!.

I've just found out that American chicks dig English accents. If my current trend holds, I will have gotten laid more often in these two weeks then the rest of GenCon over their entire lives.

 

[jester47]

"First rule of Gen Con: You Dont talk about Gen Con!"
"Second rule of Gen Con: YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT GEN CON!"
"Third rule of Gen Con: When someone says stop or goes limp the game is over."
"Fourth rule is: Any number of people can game at a time."
"Fifth rule: Play only one game at a time."
"Sixth rule: Shower, Deoderant"
"Seventh rule: Games go on as long as they have to."
"Eigth rule: if this is your first time at Gen Con, you have to game."

"How much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a game?"

"What happens next is you meet Eric Noah, let me tell you about Eric. Eric had a plan, in Eric we trusted. Eric said that the web pages we own end up owning us. Its only after you've lost everything are you free to do anything. Gen Con is freedom."

 

[qstor]

"I'm glad I bought that box of rubbers in Time's Square"


"Mr. Noah..You've got to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky??"

"One night at GenCon she stuck this...."


Mike

 

[hong]

"Mr. Noah..You've got to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky??"

"You have to ask yourself this question. Have I killed six characters, or only five?"

 

[Katerek]

I've just found out that American chicks dig English accents. If my current trend holds, I will have gotten laid more often in these two weeks then the rest of GenCon over their entire lives.

What, twice?

 

[Crothian]

"Give me liberity, or give my another character"

"Frankly, Mr Cook, I don't give a damn"

 

[alsih2o]

"so then i spent all of sunday entering everyone on the boards in the various raffles and giveawys, talk about writers cramp!"

 

[Buttercup]

"The sky above Milwaukee was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel."