Lines I'd like to see Morrus put into his Gencon report

[Darklance]

How long have you been awake?

You presume that I sleep!

He he...this one had me cracking up.

 

[trentonjoe]

" I tried to name drop but Ranger Wickett wasn't working."

 

[hong]

"It's 109 miles to Milwaukee, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

"Hit it."

 

[trentonjoe]

"The American doctor says I need a laxative."

 

[alsih2o]

"it was then that i realized why the rest of the world hated americans. cold beer in small cans"

p.s. woo-hoo! 700!

 

[Eridanis]

Full thirty-five times hath Phoebus' cart gone round
Neptune's salt wash and Tellus' orbed ground,
And thirty-five dozen moons with borrow'd sheen
About the world have times twelve thirty-five been,
Since Wisconsin did first unite gamers craven
In the first Geneva Convention Haven.

(With apologies to the Player King)

 

[Eridanis]

"Hello. My name is Russell Morrisey. You overwhelmed my bandwidth. Prepare to die."

 

[Psychotic Dreamer]

"Morrus, when someone asks you if you're Monte Cook, you say YES!"

 

[Davelozzi]

This is some funny stuff. It looks like I'll have to re-think my "don't encourage the hong" policy.

 

[Darkness]

"After I had collected the protection money from my hosted sites, I spent the entire money on ale and trading cards." (Okay - that's more of a Piratecat quote, I guess. )

"Eric, what is best in life?"

"Hmm... This "Exalted" game rocks on toast; I think I'll change my site into an Exalted site as soon as I get home."