Homicidal_Squirrel
Adventurer
My uncle used to get a lot of Jehovah Witnesses knocking on his door. He would open the door and talk to them... for a long time. Unfortunately for them, he has a PhD in philosophyNor do I, but sometimes you just have to do the expedient thing. I live in a townhouse complex and Saturdays were becoming unbearable, because we were such a "target rich environment." What I really wanted to do was greet them at the door while wearing a red bathrobe and holding a dead chicken, and a knife, then ask them if they wanted to join my church but, unfortunately, I figured that I would go broke just paying for the number of chickens I'd need.
[sblock=1]Pretty useless unless you want to annoy Jehovah Witnesses it seems[/sblock]