[LPF]Something's Cooking

[Qik]

OOC: Scott seems to have been MIA the last couple of days. Also, I assume no one was there to hear/answer Ni's call?

 

[sunshadow21]

OOC: If I haven't heard Scott by the end of today, I will give a full update on both fronts.

 

[Qik]

OOC: Thanks, SS.

 

[sunshadow21]

Ni does not get an immediate response from his query, but after about a minute, you hear something heavy being shifted, the door is cracked open slightly, and you hear a feminine voice, "Who are you, and where is Frank?"

Temeral and Sauvressa both notice as they observe the kitchen that it is a bit warmer than the basement or outdoors, and if they listen really carefully, they can hear a slight rattling coming from the stove.

 

[Qik]

Ni attempts to reassure the woman. "Madam, we were hired to retrieve some stolen funds and bring them here. We haven't seen anyone other than yourself and yon pasta beast," Ni gestures to the remains of the golem across the room.

 

[sunshadow21]

"And what is the condition of yon "pasta beast," otherwise known as Frank?"

 

[Qik]

Ni gulps, uncertain of the woman's opinion on said Frank. "Uhm...well, ma'am, Frank is...Frank is fricasseed." Looking back at the golem's remains, Ni revises the statement. "More like mashed, really. Anyway, Frank seems to be permanently incapacitated." The gnome smiles into the door's crack hopefully. [sblock=Stats]Nimientioquijuil
Initiative: +2
HP: 9/9
AC: 17 (Touch: 13, Flat-footed: 15)
CMB: -2 CMD: 10 Fort: +1, Ref: +3, Will: +2
Perception: +2

Current Weapon in Hand: None

Summon Monster I: 7/9
Spells:
- 0: Infinite
- 1: 2/2

Eidolon: Summoned
HP: 7/11
Eidolon AC: 16 (FF: 14; Touch: 12)
CMB: +3 CMD: 15 Fort: +3 Ref: +4 Will: +0

Natural Weapons:
- Bite: +3, 1d6+2
- 2 Claws: +3, 1d4+2[/sblock]

 

[Tark]

Temarel checks the stove for a boilng teapot. Sauvressa looks about the room and takes a look outside the kitchen. As Temarel fdeals with the stove he calls out. "Hello? Anyone here? We killed the spaghetti monster! Someone remarked it was delicious!"

 

[sunshadow21]

As Temeral and Sauvressa start to move into the kitchen, a small fire elemental suddenly jumps onto the top of the stove in a threatening posture, though you notice he doesn't actually try to attack.

Downstairs, the door is finally opened, and you see a pretty human maid dressed in servant clothing. "They do make good meals. I remember when George accidently stabbed himself and went of the deep end; we ate him for a week. I am concerned though, what caused Frank to do the same. Master Gendrew figured out how to make the skin think enough to prevent accidental stabbings with anything less than a sword, and I was the only one in the room when Frank went berserk. I am a bit worried as well that you couldn't find Master Gendrew."

 

[Tark]

Temarel looks a bit startled at the sight of the small creature. "I'm sorry I'm afraid I don't speak Ignan. Can you point me in the direction of some other living people?"