Ryan, I have only one word to say, "Yuck."
I hope you get put on a regime of anti-virals that works, and soon. You're fun, and we have all too few fun people in this world.
But if worse comes to worse, tell God I said "hi." and look up Asimov; if he hasn't been reincarnated yet.
(Asimov got the virus thanks to tainted blood during surgery.)