Chaosmancer
Legend
I can not stress enough, batman knew he won before he entered the throne room. HOWEVER he beat up a different new god, took his armor and then went and punched Darkseid.... cause he couldn't just walk in and start talking he went in and fought him. This is not the only example of him being in the fight when logic says he shouldn't (cause he's batman) but it sure does prove he beat him.
Now before we say that superman would go and punch Darkseid too... yeah he would, but that's not how superman wins either... the only way to beat him (outside of final crisis were batman shot him and was 1/3 the kill... I can't remember what wonderwoman did with the lasso but superman sang him to death as the final blow) is to outsmart him
I only watched the clip, but Batman didn't fight Darkseid at all. He walked in, told Darkseid the situation, then got punched, thrown through a wall, and punched some more. He didn't throw a single punch or kick back at Darkseid. There was no fight, there was Darkseid kicking him around.
And, again, sure Batman was able to use the Hell Spores to get Darkseid to stand down. But, here is the question, Darkseid comes to Gotham, where there are no Hell Spores to explode the planet Earth. What does Batman do then? "Well, he'd find some other way to defeat him!" Like what?
The problem is, it can't be anything in Batman's utility belt. It can't be anything in the batcave. It can't be anything Batman normally has access to in any normal comic, because NONE of that can phase Darkseid. Which means it has to be something ADDED to the scenario for the sole purpose of Batman being smart enough to use it to win. This is why a lot of people say Batman's greatest power is Plot Armor, because at this scale where many other heroes can comfortably operate, he needs special things added to the story specifically to allow him to operate and be effective.
lets talk durability... lets talk getting hit by Solomon Grundy and amazo (with superman str) and surviving. Lets talk fighting the same Parademons that can hit superman (not a lot just a little, but enough that in mass they are a minor threat) and that superman can't always 1 shot... lets talk about The white Martians 'killing' him by taking down his batplane to find out he tanked a crash and was fine (if that isn't D&D hp I don't know what is) then somehow in a super advanced alien city with super sensors and 6 Martians with super senses (1 with speed equal to flash) moves around unseen and gets the JL who were all taken out free.
The number of times he has NOT been able to use his skills in the fight WAY outnumber the times he OWNED (not participated owned) the fight.
TORG has a great system for playing a batman like character next to super beings... in a fight choose a skill, any skill you can come up with a quick explanation for. Roll that as an 'attack' and if you hit an ally gains a buff or an enemy a debuff.
Sure, let's talk durability. Let's talk about him being stabbed with a knife and bleeding. Let's talk him being shot with a pistol and bleeding. Let's talk about him getting hit with a baseball bat and feeling it, or being punched by Harley Quinn and feeling it. He's completely inconsistent in terms of durability. But, we can default to the truism. He is a man. A human with no powers. He's stronger, faster, and tougher than normal, but he isn't superpower levels of tough.
And again, you present me with a perfect example of what I'm talking about. The entire Justice League is captured by the White Martians, so Batman uses his stealth and deception skills (which I've never doubted he has) on a SOLO MISSION. Why does that Solo Mission exist? Why did the writers have the entire league captured and write an entire sub-plot about Batman using one of his greatest skills to free them and allow them to fight again? Because they need a way to show Batman is just as much as a hero as the others, so they create a special situation that only his specific skill set can solve. And once he has done so, everyone else continues doing what they do.
And yet that is not what happens... if gotham gets nuked batman's plot armor (read HP) protect him.
unless he can... like when he lands a punch and knocks him back...
or he shoots him with a god killer bulletRedirect Notice
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or like when batman 1 shot wonder woman punching her in the stomach, or in a cross over kicked the wind out of hulk, or the time he boxed wonder womans ears...
for a 'normal guy' he fights 'can't believe they are not gods' all the time
or the time he kicked the reality warping specter (gods wraith... not a god THEY God with a capital G)
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And again, you keep making my points for me.
How does he survive a nuke? Plot Armor
How does he kill Darkseid? God Killing Bullet he finds, or magic armor he gets.
Some of these are also just blatantly inconsistent. Which is what happens when you have so many different writers and different continuity. IF Wonder Woman can have moutains thrown at her and be fine, then a ma with only human strength couldn't hit her stomach hard enough to deflate her diaphram. It simply is impossible. But, Batman was the hero, and he needed to win the fight, so they tried to come up with a way to make that happen, such as saying that an immortal warrior who has trained for centuries has never had someone hit them in the stomach before.
so a threat to a leader striker defender and control type characters was above there pay grade, but someone gave them a quest to get an artafact and it turned the tide...
that sounds very D&D
Sure, it sounds very DnD, but that isn't the point.
The Ulitmate Nullifier is the exact same threat to Galactus in the hands of a five year old child as it is in the hands of Earth's Mightiest Heroes. The story isn't about how the Fantastic Four can come up with a plan to stop this great threat, the story is that after failing repeatedly, they have a cosmic god come, tell them where the cosmic god weapon is, and they use that weapon to win.
To turn it into DnD terms again, if you just had to go to the Temple of Lathander and pick up the "Wand of Instantly killing Orcus with no save" have you defeated Orcus? Technically yes, but it was nothing you actually mattered for, what mattered was having the "I Win" button.