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[Meta/OT] This is an OT thread

blackshirt5

First Post
Wanders in, brings up a point that has already been trodden, argues with Angcuru, laments his girlfriend's mood swings, then goes to sleep on the floor of the thread, waiting for angry newbies or people who will yell at him for accidentally puting his hugeass sig line up multiple times in th4e same thread.
 

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2d6

A Natural 12
Djeta Thernadier said:
Comes in WAY too late and has no idea what anyone is talking about...

:(

Is in the same boat and is obviously too much of a newb to "get it". Thus makes an attempt to hijack the thread.

I was actually outbid for a copy of Worlds of Synnabarr this past week on ebay. Apparently the recent press here at EN World has boosted the going price above $11.00 US.

regards.
2d6
 

reddist

First Post
Ignores all previous posts and points out that while other meta-threads of similar nature have been very entertaining, the OT subject of this one is so offensive and repugnant that Eric's Grandmother would fall over dead if she heard of it.

Prays furiously that Eric's Grandmother does not fall over dead.
 

Speaker

First Post
Just about to sit down and continue his work on some form of fiction, Speaker revels in finally reaching a peaceful emotional state after a long day.

Proceeding to the ENWorld forums (because we all know that this is THE place where one can always find Creativity At Work), he stumbles across Tom Cashel's post. Opens the link, and becomes Morally Outraged by the topic therein.

Proceeds to read the rest of the thread whilst seething. As he is speed-readering, he inevitably will miss some important point of information a previous poster referred to, something that he will regret missing later.

Writes a harsh reply on the stupidity of some members of human kind, then takes a few minutes breather, erases the message, and types something suitably depreciating, making sure to include one or two attempts at sarcastic humor. Relates the topic at hand with one of his experiences overseas.

Posts the result to the thread, then tries to re-enter a peaceful writing mood. Is unable to do so.

Oh, the humanity...

edit: After reading his post in growing horror for the next ten minutes, Speaker edits his thread to remove something he deeply regretted posting, hoping no one will have read the questionable material before he can get rid of it.
 
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Poster reads thread after a nights sleep filled with dreams about that dreaded Tom Cashel business from last night. Then proceeds to note that he got away with his flames and insults without getting diciplined by some mod.

While thinking hard about what to ingnite next, poster gets distracted by that damned Djeta Thernadier avatar.

Poster gets annoyed by how he lets that picture 'get to him' and proceeds to find himself hard pressed to scroll down and away from it.

Continues to quickly reply with a lame and useless post containing a quick reference to how great kobolds are and how they shall soon rule over the world.

Poster realises that he actually severely dislikes Kobolds. Wonders why he actually did type that but quickly clicks on 'submit reply' nonetheless.

Seeing that his internet or those 'damned boards' are too slow again poster proceeds to press 'submit reply' for several additional times in his frustration.
 

Poster reads thread after a nights sleep filled with dreams about that dreaded Tom Cashel business from last night. Then proceeds to note that he got away with his flames and insults without getting diciplined by some mod.

While thinking hard about what to ingnite next, poster gets distracted by that damned Djeta Thernadier avatar.

Poster gets annoyed by how he lets that picture 'get to him' and proceeds to find himself hard pressed to scroll down and away from it.

Continues to quickly reply with a lame and useless post containing a quick reference to how great kobolds are and how they shall soon rule over the world.

Poster realises that he actually severely dislikes Kobolds. Wonders why he actually did type that but quickly clicks on 'submit reply' nonetheless.

Seeing that his internet or those 'damned boards' are too slow again poster proceeds to press 'submit reply' for several additional times in his frustration.
 


Celtavian

Dragon Lord
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Decides to read OT thread because he is extremely bored at work. He decides he happens to have an opinion, just as he does with most things.

Posts a long-winded response filled with his own rhetoric concerning the topic of the original post. Possibly includes some responses disagreeing or agreeing with other posters thoughts on the matter.
 


aurellius

First Post
Who by now is totally lost, and along with Forsaken wonders how anything gets done with Djeta's avatar now on the boards...


And has totally forgotten in which thread he asked Jonesy which test he got his avatar from...
 

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