Mercule
Adventurer
Glyfair said:Well, I think you overstepped when you implied that any campaign that used them well didn't have "depth and verisimilltude." Just because you can't use them well doesn't mean that someone can't and still maintain those things in the campaign.
Fair enough. That's the problem when I try to describe what is dorky about them.
Yes, I'm overusing the word "dorky". It's the one I've settled on as pretty well summing up my thought on the Spawn, but without sounding like I'm trying to be too intellectual.
I guess to frame the whole thing in a different way, the Spawn could all be replaced with various flavors of well-statted (meaning not "broken") mutant florescent bunnies. In a wargame, I could cut loose and enjoy the carnage and humor caused by Neon Lagomorphs of Doom (tm). In a roleplaying game, I'd have a bit of a problem if my tough and gruff fighter was thrown up against NLDs. In a really (really) casual game, it might be funny once. Once.
Maybe some people want to play such a game all the time. That doesn't make them wrong. Nor does it invalidate the fact that I consider taking up a pretty good chunk of a major release with NLD to be a value-subtracted proposition. NLDs are dorky. Spawn of Tiamat are dorky.
Or, maybe it's just that I'm sick of mutant dragons. I'm done with half-dragons. I didn't like the write-up for kobolds in RotD. I don't like the Dragonborn of Bahamut. I don't like the Spellscales. I don't like draconic heritage feats for sorcerers. And I don't like freakish gengineered Spawn. Honestly, I don't think there has been a single good idea about dragons that has come out of WotC during the entire "Year of the Dragon". There may be some of which I'm not aware. All that I've seen, though, are some of the least appealing ideas I've seen.
Actually, I take that back. I'm quite looking forward to getting my Colossal Red figure.