cybertalus
First Post
Being of no one with any authority here whatsoever, I do hereby greatly overstep my place and declare August 13 to 19 to be Morrus Appreciation Week.
For this week, all dice that Morrus rolls will automatically be treated as if he'd naturally rolled the highest possible result.
For this week, whenever Morrus turns on the radio, his favorite song will be playing. If it isn't, it will be the next song to be played.
For this week, spammers will leave Morrus alone. Those who fail to comply will have their existence erased from all of time and space.
For this week, anyone who asks Morrus about his dancers will have a troupe of said dancers as houseguests for a month. Anyone who complains about this policy will be hosting mimes, grannies, and Angry Scotsmen until February.
Every day this week one of the women from The Le's old controversial ads will stop by Morrus's place for a visit.
For this week, complaints, problems, and general "I want YOUR site to work MY way" comments will be Somebody Else's Problem. Exact identity of that Somebody Else to be determined later, but they'll probably need an Appreciation Week shortly after.
For this week, people will remember how much enjoyment they get from ENWorld as a result of the work Morrus puts into it, and will let him know that in some way.
So yeah, thanks Morrus. I didn't find this place until after Eric retired and you took over, but if you hadn't, it wouldn't have been here for me to find. No doubt you do a lot of work to keep the place going that most of us never know about. Sure you've got help, but I bet a lot of stuff still ultimately comes down to you. And even when it is another mod or admin who makes a decision that someone doesn't like, I'm sure you get some grief for it.
So, take it easy this week, put your feet up, and bask in the glow of the adoration that had better come your way.
For this week, all dice that Morrus rolls will automatically be treated as if he'd naturally rolled the highest possible result.
For this week, whenever Morrus turns on the radio, his favorite song will be playing. If it isn't, it will be the next song to be played.
For this week, spammers will leave Morrus alone. Those who fail to comply will have their existence erased from all of time and space.
For this week, anyone who asks Morrus about his dancers will have a troupe of said dancers as houseguests for a month. Anyone who complains about this policy will be hosting mimes, grannies, and Angry Scotsmen until February.
Every day this week one of the women from The Le's old controversial ads will stop by Morrus's place for a visit.
For this week, complaints, problems, and general "I want YOUR site to work MY way" comments will be Somebody Else's Problem. Exact identity of that Somebody Else to be determined later, but they'll probably need an Appreciation Week shortly after.
For this week, people will remember how much enjoyment they get from ENWorld as a result of the work Morrus puts into it, and will let him know that in some way.
So yeah, thanks Morrus. I didn't find this place until after Eric retired and you took over, but if you hadn't, it wouldn't have been here for me to find. No doubt you do a lot of work to keep the place going that most of us never know about. Sure you've got help, but I bet a lot of stuff still ultimately comes down to you. And even when it is another mod or admin who makes a decision that someone doesn't like, I'm sure you get some grief for it.
So, take it easy this week, put your feet up, and bask in the glow of the adoration that had better come your way.
![:]](http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devious.png "Devious :]")
