Ravellion
serves Gnome Master
For my 2400th post, I decided to do one as well, after I read Michael Morris' parody.
Back In the summer of Monty Haul
I got my first real vorpal
Bought it at the magic-mart
Used it till my dice wore out
It was the summer of monty haul
Me and some guys from school
Had a group and we tried S-1
Dm fumbled, we all got out
I shoulda known I was just to leet.
Oh when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I’d always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life
Ain’t no use in complainin’
When you found another trove
Spent my evenin’s just identify-in
And that’s when I found you
Vecna's eye for me alone
It seemed like I had to wait forever
I already had your hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life
Back in the summer of monty haul
Man we were killin’ time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin’ can last forever - forever, no
And now the times are changin’
All the systems that've come and gone
Sometimes when I recall that old vorpal
I think about ya wonder what went wrong
Now I am just wielding a torch
Artifacts we don't get - ever.
But I still remember Vecna's hand
And how many heads I could sever
Those were the best days of my life
Back in the summer of monty haul
Back In the summer of Monty Haul
I got my first real vorpal
Bought it at the magic-mart
Used it till my dice wore out
It was the summer of monty haul
Me and some guys from school
Had a group and we tried S-1
Dm fumbled, we all got out
I shoulda known I was just to leet.
Oh when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I’d always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life
Ain’t no use in complainin’
When you found another trove
Spent my evenin’s just identify-in
And that’s when I found you
Vecna's eye for me alone
It seemed like I had to wait forever
I already had your hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life
Back in the summer of monty haul
Man we were killin’ time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin’ can last forever - forever, no
And now the times are changin’
All the systems that've come and gone
Sometimes when I recall that old vorpal
I think about ya wonder what went wrong
Now I am just wielding a torch
Artifacts we don't get - ever.
But I still remember Vecna's hand
And how many heads I could sever
Those were the best days of my life
Back in the summer of monty haul