My character can beat up your character!

[Quasqueton]

He can!

Quasqueton

 

[Mighty Halfling]

Nu-uhn!

 

[blargney the second]

Her and what army?

-blarg

 

[Piratecat]

Your character is a elf-sucking hobbit-fancier who couldn't wuss his way out of a paper bag. MY character is a half-orc rippling with obscure arcane energies. Bite me.

 

[Richards]

Freeze! Grammar police! Piratecat, you are in violation of grammar regulation 52-stroke-18A! "A elf-sucking," indeed. Surely you realize that should be "an elf-sucking!"

Cuff him, boys.

Johnathan

 

[Umbran]

Careful, boys. Or I'll drop Ed Greenwood a line, and when he gets here you'll all be toast.

Oh, and P-cat, your half orc is rippling, but i'm not sure it is with arcane energies. You might want the party cleric to look at that...

 

[Piratecat]

Freeze! Grammar police! Piratecat, you are in violation of grammar regulation 52-stroke-18A! "A elf-sucking," indeed. Surely you realize that should be "an elf-sucking!"

He's so weenie, he doesn't even deserve the proper indefinite article.

 

[Henry]

My character can beat all your characters! She's a halfling, she's a druid, and she loves nature, and puppies, and owlbears, and she can summon GIGANTICICIOUS Elementals with max hit points and super-powers!

And she throws sparkles when she heals.

 

[Zen]

My bard will be your friend!!

...and isn't that a better kind of victory? For all of us?

--Z

 

[Mark Hope]

My character is Waldorf. No contest.