D&D 5E No One Plays High Level?

[nevin]

Okay. I can tango.

I wish to create a new spell called Wishh that has exactly the same effects as Wish and add it to my spell book and cast it with my slots etc etc. now it doesn’t matter if I lose the ability to cast Wish, I can still cast Wishh.

Note since Wishh is exactly the same effects as Wish then failing the roll on Wishh only means I cannot cast Wish.

Do I win d&d yet?

Only if you like the fact that I'd change your class to bard and give you one Wishh a day that you could only grant if someone caught and imprisoned you and forced you to grant it. Or in otherwords you'd be a bard Djinn without all the other cool Djinn Stuff.

 

[W'rkncacnter]

Okay. I can tango.

I wish to create a new spell called Wishh that has exactly the same effects as Wish and add it to my spell book and cast it with my slots etc etc. now it doesn’t matter if I lose the ability to cast Wish, I can still cast Wishh.

Note since Wishh is exactly the same effects as Wish then failing the roll on Wishh only means I cannot cast Wish.

Do I win d&d yet?

the monkey's paw curls - the weave can't spell. nothing happens, because it has no idea what you were trying to pull.


...wait, that implies you can wish for the weave to be literate. you know what? i'm not changing my answer. that's hilarious.

 

[Maxperson]

Okay. I can tango.

I wish to create a new spell called Wishh that has exactly the same effects as Wish and add it to my spell book and cast it with my slots etc etc. now it doesn’t matter if I lose the ability to cast Wish, I can still cast Wishh.

Note since Wishh is exactly the same effects as Wish then failing the roll on Wishh only means I cannot cast Wish.

Do I win d&d yet?

You: "I wish to create a new spell called Wishh that has exactly the same effects as Wish and add it to my spell book and cast it with my slots etc etc. now it doesn’t matter if I lose the ability to cast Wish, I can still cast Wishh."

DM: "Okay. You can create it. Let me know how you go about it and I will set the costs, special ingredients and time requirements to accomplish that creation. Then you can add it to your spellbook.

 

[nevin]

the monkey's paw curls - the weave can't spell. nothing happens, because it has no idea what you were trying to pull.


...wait, that implies you can wish for the weave to be literate. you know what? i'm not changing my answer. that's hilarious.

OMG yes.. and all spell books go out the window and every arcane caster in the entire campaign world has to negotiate every spell from now on. he'd be a popular character wouldn't he......

 

[Maxperson]

the monkey's paw curls - the weave can't spell. nothing happens, because it has no idea what you were trying to pull.


...wait, that implies you can wish for the weave to be literate. you know what? i'm not changing my answer. that's hilarious.

I've seen some weaves that look like they could be independent organisms capable of becoming literate.

 

[nevin]

For some reason I imagine the voice of Lilith from Frazier. "fireball, you want me to burn them alive. That seems a big extreme! Perhaps you should talk with them first."

 

[Minigiant]

you can have both. You just can't let perfectionists run the time table on turns.

The perfectionist move fast. It's everyone else.

 

[nevin]

The perfectionist move fast. It's everyone else.

that is simply the most untrue statement I have ever heard about perfectionist's every. LMAO.

 

[FrogReaver]

You: "I wish to create a new spell called Wishh that has exactly the same effects as Wish and add it to my spell book and cast it with my slots etc etc. now it doesn’t matter if I lose the ability to cast Wish, I can still cast Wishh."

DM: "Okay. You can create it. Let me know how you go about it and I will set the costs, special ingredients and time requirements to accomplish that creation. Then you can add it to your spellbook.

Ummm Wish says it does that instantly right?

 

[nevin]

Ummm Wish says it does that instantly right?

of course. Time stops the celestial building committee convenes a millenia or so later they make thier final decision and then the game resumes. No game time lost at all.