D&D General Nolzur creates inclusive miniatures, people can't handle it.

[Maxperson]

No, you're not the bad guy here. I'm with you and the OP 100% on the topic. But for your own mental health, its probably best to just walk away.

There isn't a bad guy here. Allowing or not allowing a wheelchair into a game isn't enough to make someone good or bad. We can disagree here, and I'm sure you know by now that I fall on the same side as you on this one, but that disagreement is over something fairly minor in the scheme of things.

 

[Maxperson]

If you like that, you'll love Bubba Ho-Tep:

That's a great movie. My uncle went to school with the wife of the director of that movie and so they are all good friends. About 12 years ago I got invited to a Halloween party at their house. Let me tell you, a writer/director of horror movies does Halloween decorations right.

Anyway, I was sitting there across from a woman and her dog. The breed looked familiar to me, but I was having trouble placing it. So I was staring at it and it was staring at me. That went for a minute or so and then I asked her what breed it was since I couldn't figure it out. She replied, it's a Timberwolf. That's when it clicked with the mottled grey coat and overly long snout. It had never occurred to me that I would end up at a party with a freaking wolf. Then I realized that I was staring down a wolf which was probably a bad idea and looked away.

 

[Autumnal]

That’s great. And he’s definitely one of the directors I’d expect to hear such an anecdote about. (Also, timber wolves are very sociable. I’d the occasion rises again, ask their owner to introduce you and settle in for a good time.)

 

[MoonSong]

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Anyway, I was sitting there across from a woman and her dog. The breed looked familiar to me, but I was having trouble placing it. So I was staring at it and it was staring at me. That went for a minute or so and then I asked her what breed it was since I couldn't figure it out. She replied, it's a Timberwolf. That's when it clicked with the mottled grey coat and overly long snout. It had never occurred to me that I would end up at a party with a freaking wolf. Then I realized that I was staring down a wolf which was probably a bad idea and looked away.

How big was the wolf?

 

[dave2008]

There is no problem which cannot be solved with cannons.

Or donuts, or cannons that shoot donuts.

 

[dave2008]

For real. At least in coastal states. A few days ago I posted this comparison, and why I need to move to the midwest lol. Twice the house for half the cost.

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Yep, I'm getting ready to move from just north of that Ohio house to Seattle and the cost of housing has been an eye opener. Luckily I don't need as much space in the new house, so I might net cost will not change much.

 

[Maxperson]

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How big was the wolf?

It was a long time ago, but I want to say a bit bigger than a german shepherd.

 

[Umbran]

Also, in case it's not obvious, this is meant to be a satirical answer to Sacrosanct's question.

Mod Note:
Do be aware that "it is satire" is not an excuse for being in really poor taste.

 

[ReshiIRE]

Quick question: how do you kill a vampire?

I'm guessing this is a reference to the Thermian Argument by Folding ideas. Pretty relevant to the thread.

 

[Bill Zebub]

Trick question. They're already dead.

Sword of a Thousand Truths needed.