Aha! This is what I have been waiting for! It's time for me to be the hero of EN World.
NO ONE gets their account suspended more quickly than me. It's my name, dammit.
In order to take the attention away from the in-fighting amongst the mods, I shall type up a witty, brilliant, and ultimately ban-worthy post.
I only need a couple things:
1) Piratecat. He's the master when it comes to kicking me off for a couple days.
2) Someone to post something completely off-base, preferably with a great dose of negativity and bitterness. Normally I look to ByronD or Hobo for such triggering events. Gentlemen, would you please do me the favor of posting?
W.P.
p.s. In all serious, as I managed to say when I snagged the #2 post on this thread, I think Rel had a point that's probably common amongst many of us old-time gamers. He's opted to go one route (oD&D) and others are opting to another (4E). Not sure if I see where the evilness is hiding in that post, and I'm all about trying to find evil.