Odd but legal?

[Hypersmurf]

If you are not making an attack roll with the scimitar (even if only to attack the air) then the legal fiction is not satisfied, hence the abstraction is not satisfied. Lazy smurf!

The legal fiction I must satisfy is "wielding a second weapon in your off-hand".

I am. It's the whip.

-Hyp.

 

[hong]

The legal fiction I must satisfy is "wielding a second weapon in your off-hand".

No, the abstraction you must satisfy is "fight with two weapons". The legal fiction is used in support of that.

I am. It's the whip.

I count a whip, and a whip.

I still see no alcohol here.

 

[Hypersmurf]

No, the abstraction you must satisfy is "fight with two weapons".

I am. A scimitar and a whip.

-Hyp.

 

[hong]

I am. A scimitar and a whip.

-Hyp.

No, you are fighting with a whip and holding a scimitar.

I still see no alcohol here.

 

[Hypersmurf]

No, you are fighting with a whip and holding a scimitar.

How do I retain the potential to make an AoO with the scimitar if I'm not fighting with it?

-Hyp.

 

[hong]

You are fighting with it, if you make an attack with it.

I still see no alcohol here.

 

[Hypersmurf]

You are fighting with it, if you make an attack with it.

So if my first attack with the whip provokes an AoO, which the opponent takes as a Disarm, provoking an AoO which I take with my scimitar... then I'm fighting with the scimitar and may make my three attacks with the whip?

-Hyp.

 

[hong]

So if my first attack with the whip provokes an AoO, which the opponent takes as a Disarm, provoking an AoO which I take with my scimitar... then I'm fighting with the scimitar and may make my three attacks with the whip?

Naughty smurf, introducing another area where the regular iterative attack paradigm does not apply!

I still see no alcohol here.

 

[Hypersmurf]

Naughty smurf, introducing another area where the regular iterative attack paradigm does not apply!

I hadn't even gotten to Haste, yet!

-Hyp.

 

[hong]

I hadn't even gotten to Haste, yet!

-Hyp.

And I still see no alcohol here.