Oh yeah? Well, I think ____ is cooler!

[TracerBullet42]

I was just having a discussion with a local blue monkey about which is cooler: pirates or ninjas.

The argument went back and forth a bit, and in the end I decided that zombies are cooler than both of them.

Pirates? Ninjas? Zombies?

Which is the coolest? And why?

(And on a side note...how do I make polls? I know that we are not supposed to make off-topic polls, but how does one post a poll? I did not see an option for it anywhere...)

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Pirates, my good sir. Simply becauser they get to sail across the seven seas and can plunder anything they wish to, even coastal towns!

 

[Turanil]

Pirates? Ninjas? Zombies?

Which is the coolest? And why?

You already know, don't you, that posting such a question, inevitably someone is going to post this: Pirate ninjas zombies of course. I mean: pirates who were trained in ninjtsu, but died and were animated as zombie by some necrodude.




By the way: thanks for the sig.

 

[TracerBullet42]

By the way: thanks for the sig.

No problem...thanks for the Ditka-bill. It went over very well!

(Strange...the sig isn't showing on this post. Kinda ironic, don't ya think?)

 

[Pinotage]

If the zombies are all called Igor I think I'll stick with them!

Pinotage

 

[Angel Tarragon]

You already know, don't you, that posting such a question, inevitably someone is going to post this: Pirate ninjas zombies of course.

Cool. I hadn't thought of that one. Now, that would kick serious arse!

 

[FCWesel]

The argument went back and forth a bit, and in the end I decided that zombies are cooler than both of them.

That's it, now we are definately doing a "All Flesh Must Be Eaten" game. And maybe, just maybe there might be both Ninjas and Pirates.

BTW, this age old question plauged Dragon Magazine who settled the matter having them in the same issue and to cover thier non-commital butts they threw dinosaurs to sow confusion.

Oh, just to beat Mark to the chop-saki-punch:
http://www.realultimatepower.net/index3.htm

 

[Xath]

I like pirates. Because they're cool.

And as a shameless plug, check out A Kingdom of Ashes the Story Hour (link in my sig). It has all three!!!

 

[Crothian]

You already know, don't you, that posting such a question, inevitably someone is going to post this: Pirate ninjas zombies of course. I mean: pirates who were trained in ninjtsu, but died and were animated as zombie by some necrodude.

Everone knows it's Ninja Zombie Pirates that are the most effective and most cool. You have the Ninja and send them on missions. THen when they die they get animated as zombies and placed aboard a ship to be pirates.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Crothian is right. There is no denying it. Its all true. Ninja Zombie Pirate are the best thing that has happened on any plane of existence.