I'd try and stop you from taking over, but there's already too damn many of you. In less than 24 hours you reached 50+ posts, looks like we're doomed.
So, in other words, I give up. I surrender. I quit. I'm stopping, demoralized and absurdely underpowered. I'm done for, finito, finished. My chances are nil, nada, zero, none, nothing, not a chance in hell. My forces have faltered, my grip has slipped, my blade is broken, my armor has buckled.
So, I'll be helping out if you need a hand Randomling. I like assisting other DMs round these parts to the best of my abilities. I'm not really interested in running another character though, just helping on the DM side.