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Orlandu, continues his test 6 down 4 to go. Challenge to ANYONE in YB2.(Perhaps you?)

Skarnkai

First Post
*grumbles with discontent... losing the only match he wanted to win*
*looks for a good fight to get him into a better mood*

*Holds out 10 strips of paper with Kanji for 1-10 on them*
Take a number, test my luck and skill. *wonders if the lower belts will always be the ones he loses to.... must test this..*

Green Belt 0
Signature Styles: Turtle, Sword and Frog
Dojo Style: Ki-Rin
Chi Strike
Fists of Fury
Master of Emotions
1 Yen
Ogre Clan Sword: Mountain Location
9-5

#1 beat a White belt (1 count against the lower belt rule so far)
#2 was beaten by a Thug( a count for the lower belt rule =( )
#3 defeated a Yellow Belt (another count against said rule)
#4 Lost the only fight I wanted to win... vs Kith .. never going to get Past Green 1 at this rate... (another coutn against the rule)
#5 Beat Thaiger (another against for the rule)
# Lost to Uziel (count for the rule)
 
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"Yes, Orlandu... let us test whether you lose to lower belts. I'll fight you again, now... let's see if I have better luck as a White Belt than I did as a Sash."

Gray bows to the noble ogre and says the ritual insult.

I find your daughter to be like unto a horror, your adorable household to be haunted, and your sister's spirit to be obvious.

Gray
White Belt
0 Yen
1-5
 

And here is mine... *hands Grey a slip with the number 1 on it*

I find your presence and your employer to be pampered, your graveyard to be worthless, and your pride to be careless.

(if you want we can do a 5 Flag standard match in the Chatroom)
 

OOC: I would judge guys - but I have never done chat stuff (truth be known , I never had any real desire to do it either. :( )
 

We decided to hold this as a 3 flag speed strat match in the chat room. Orlandu won. Sabaron was the judge. Here's the match transcript.


[18:33] <Sabaron> Gray wins the insult round by a hair.
[18:34] <Sabaron> The ancient masters have decreed this match to take place at the steppes north of the Valley of Shadows on the evening of the hammer.
[18:34] <Sabaron> Who's logging?
[18:34] <GrayDoom> me, as usual :)
[18:34] <Sabaron> BTW, Skarnkai, I got the log posted and advancement as well
[18:34] <Skarnkai> Yea I saw
[18:34] <GrayDoom> I want a 5 flag speed strategy match, just like last time :)
[18:34] <Skarnkai> Hey... its not like there a that many non-humans playing :P
[18:35] <Skarnkai> ROFL
[18:35] <Sabaron> Ok. :)
[18:35] * Skarnkai feels sorry for Sabaron
[18:35] <Sabaron> Why's that?
[18:35] <Sabaron> GrayDoom, post first.
[18:36] <GrayDoom> hmmm.. we're generating our own moves, I guess....
[18:36] <Skarnkai> (Ok hehe)
[18:36] <Sabaron> Oh right... never mind
[18:36] <Skarnkai> Get yours.. I will get a note for mine
[18:36] <Sabaron> Gray, do you want me to generated them?
[18:36] <Skarnkai> oh ok
[18:36] <GrayDoom> yeah, i would prefer you to generate them
[18:37] * Skarnkai lets sabaron do all the work
[18:37] <Sabaron> Can do. I'll be doing that shortly.
[18:37] *** Skarnkai is now known as Orlandu
[18:37] <Orlandu> Hopefully I can beat you GD
[18:37] <Orlandu> or Grey
[18:38] <Orlandu> Would be a blow to lose to a White Belt at this point :P
[18:38] <Orlandu> As Chi Srtike is useless in this fight.. alternating posts
[18:38] <Orlandu> You want first or shall I?
[18:38] <GrayDoom> doh... just realized i have to go for dinner soon... therefore can we shorten this to 3 flags?
[18:39] <Orlandu> Sure
[18:39] <Sabaron> Not a problem. Posting moves now
[18:39] <GrayDoom> heh, you can go first for the first round
[18:39] <Orlandu> I might have to go to my game soon too
[18:39] <Sabaron> Gray's Moves: The raven sweeps from the ruins; dominates the motion of the willow!
[18:39] <Orlandu> but the guy I call for a ride never called back =(
[18:39] <Sabaron> The phoenix slaughters the city; fends off the rising of the mist!
[18:39] <Sabaron> The staff assaults the cemetery; waves away the speed of the water!
[18:39] <Sabaron> The dagger seeks on top of the island; averts the efforts of the sun!
[18:39] <Sabaron> The blizzard lies close to the glade; leaps over the chaos of the leaf!
[18:40] <Sabaron> The fist demolishes the forest; grasps the touch of the bamboo!
[18:40] <Sabaron> The cherry blossum gracefully demolishes the prairie; blocks the tempest of the vaccuum!
[18:40] <Orlandu> Uhhh
[18:40] <Sabaron> The tree dances within the garden; blocks the foray of the amphibian!
[18:40] <Orlandu> You forgot to put my name ;P
[18:40] <GrayDoom> dangit skarn, POST YOUR STATS IN EVERY CHALLENGE YOU MAKE
[18:40] <Orlandu> Ok sheesh
[18:40] <Sabaron> Oops
[18:41] <Sabaron> Gray's last move: The blizzard lies close to the glade; leaps over the chaos of the leaf!
[18:41] <Sabaron> Orlandu's moves: The fist demolishes the forest; grasps the touch of the bamboo!
[18:41] <Sabaron> The cherry blossum gracefully demolishes the prairie; blocks the tempest of the vaccuum!
[18:41] <Sabaron> The tree dances within the garden; blocks the foray of the amphibian!
[18:41] <Sabaron> The rabbit penetrates the forest and flips with the flame; avoids the aggression of the air!
[18:42] <Sabaron> The phoenix lies higher than the pillars; leaps over the blood of the weapon!
[18:42] <Sabaron> There, all done.
[18:42] <Orlandu> Ok I go first? hmm
[18:43] <Orlandu> The fist demolishes the forest; grasps the touch of the bamboo!
[18:44] <Orlandu> I posted my stats
[18:44] <Sabaron> Testing color
[18:44] <Orlandu> They haven't changed since our last fight heh
[18:44] <GrayDoom> The raven sweeps from the ruins; dominates the motion of the willow!
[18:45] <Orlandu> Ahh I see
[18:45] <Orlandu> Your Kung Fu is clever
[18:45] <Sabaron> Hmmm... these are both such violent moves... ravens are pretty. One flag Gray.
[18:46] <GrayDoom> The phoenix slaughters the city; fends off the rising of the mist!
[18:46] <Orlandu> I see
[18:46] <Orlandu> Are you on flower girl mode now Sab? lol
[18:46] <Sabaron> Flower girl judge. :)
[18:46] <Orlandu> The cherry blossum gracefully demolishes the prairie; blocks the tempest of the vaccuum!
[18:46] <Orlandu> (Does his best based on the judge =P)
[18:47] <Sabaron> Ooooo... flowers... vs ugly mean phoenix. One flag Orlandu. 1 point Gray, 1 point Orlandu.
[18:47] <Orlandu> (plus gracefully demolishes is better than just slaughter lol)
[18:47] <Sabaron> True. :)
[18:47] <Orlandu> The phoenix lies higher than the pillars; leaps over the blood of the weapon!
[18:48] <GrayDoom> The blizzard lies close to the glade; leaps over the chaos of the leaf!
[18:48] <GrayDoom> heh, so similar
[18:48] <Sabaron> They're lying together... ugh! yuck!
[18:48] <Orlandu> Nah the Phoenix is higher :P
[18:48] <Orlandu> sort of like bunk beds
[18:48] <GrayDoom> teh phoenix is on top :)
[18:48] <Orlandu> (lol)
[18:48] <Orlandu> ROFL
[18:49] <Sabaron> Porn! Porn! I can't look!
[18:49] <Orlandu> IRL
[18:49] * Orlandu feels better already hehe
[18:49] <Sabaron> Have to go on rank. 1 Point Gray, 2 Points Orlandu
[18:49] <Orlandu> Next Hand
[18:49] <Sabaron> Coming up
[18:51] <Sabaron> Completed
[18:51] <Sabaron> Gray's Hand:
[18:51] <Sabaron> The chimera seeks through the temple; waves away the chaos of the fortress!
[18:51] <Sabaron> The frog decimates the garden; parries the drive of the arrow!
[18:51] <Sabaron> The fang charges the coast; redirects the punch of the shield!
[18:51] <Sabaron> The thunder burns the hells; redirects the offensive of the cat!
[18:51] <Sabaron> The chimera cuts the well; removes the edge of the ember!
[18:51] <Sabaron> Orlandu's hand:
[18:52] <Sabaron> The frog appears before the heavens; shreds the efforts of the mist!
[18:52] <Sabaron> The rabbit moves next to the glade; dexterously removes the violence of the vermin!
[18:52] <Sabaron> The falcon shreds the desert; waves away the tempest of the stars!
[18:52] <Sabaron> The snake drifts across the island so fast that it nails the lightbeam; shields the cut of the willow!
[18:52] <Sabaron> The dragon storms the foothills; avoids the chi of the ember!
[18:52] <Sabaron> Completed
[18:52] <Orlandu> Your MOve Grey
[18:53] <GrayDoom> The thunder burns the hells; redirects the offensive of the cat!
[18:53] <GrayDoom> sigh... that was my sig styl e=\
[18:53] <Sabaron> :(
[18:53] <Orlandu> Well if you win you'll get it back
[18:53] <Sabaron> You poor boy, maybe after the match I can give you a neck rub. :)
[18:54] <Reiella> Suure gray, complain :P
[18:54] <Reiella> I mean, not like you didn't pull 'The Turtle tramples the volcano' heh
[18:54] <Orlandu> The falcon shreds the desert; waves away the tempest of the stars!
[18:54] <Orlandu> (Looks liek the best to me)
[18:54] <Reiella> !mb omega
[18:54] <Reiella> hmm
[18:54] <Sabaron> Hmmm... two mean ugly moves. Thunder burning hells is more exciting, though. :)
[18:54] <Reiella> oh ya that's why
[18:54] <Orlandu> (summon your bot)
[18:54] <Orlandu> I ... See
[18:55] <Sabaron> Point Gray. 2 points Grey, 2 points Orlandu
[18:55] <GrayDoom> well, last round this is.... 2 and 2.
[18:55] <Reiella> Nah
[18:55] <Reiella> the bot currently has the wrong mod-table in
[18:55] <Reiella> what's the gen url?
[18:55] <Sabaron> Thaiger and I kept trying random commands to get the bot and couldn't find it
[18:55] <Sabaron> http://www.creationdynamics.com/bastard/bastard.html
[18:56] <Orlandu> I will try this I guess...
[18:56] <Orlandu> The rabbit moves next to the glade; dexterously removes the violence of the vermin!
[18:56] <Orlandu> (sigh)
[18:56] <Orlandu> I think I messed up lol
[18:57] *** MeowthBot has joined #yb
[18:57] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v MeowthBot
[18:57] <Reiella> !mb omega
[18:57] <MeowthBot> Reiella: The invincible turtle sinuously obliterates the volcano; shreds the tempest of the honor! *yen+yen*
[18:57] <GrayDoom> The chimera seeks through the temple; waves away the chaos of the fortress!
[18:57] <Sabaron> Point Reiella
[18:57] <Reiella> LOL Sabaron :)
[18:57] <Orlandu> (LOL)
[18:58] <GrayDoom> heh
[18:58] * Orlandu thinks to himself... I may just win yet ... =)
[18:58] <Reiella> [ don't you dare use omega gray :P ]
[18:58] <GrayDoom> :P
[18:58] <GrayDoom> !mb omega
[18:58] <MeowthBot> GrayDoom: The celestial phoenix beautifully burns the heavens; absorbs the energy of the fire!
[18:58] <Orlandu> beautifully none the less
[18:59] <Reiella> hehe
[18:59] <Sabaron> Hmmm... cute bunny vs. handsome chimera
[18:59] * Reiella replaces GrayDoom's omega with the default one
[18:59] <Orlandu> (Handsome? ROFL)
[18:59] <GrayDoom> heh
[18:59] <Reiella> hmm I guess I did save meowthbot's updated script
[19:00] <Reiella> bonus
[19:00] <Sabaron> This one's hard... that's what I get for being the flower girl judge
[19:02] <Sabaron> The bunny in the glade is AWFUL cute...
[19:02] <Sabaron> But the Chimera is so daring
[19:02] <Sabaron> Stamps her foot
[19:03] <Reiella> !mb status
[19:03] <MeowthBot> Reiella: MeowthBot! Making you go POW!
[19:03] <Sabaron> !mb status
[19:03] <Reiella> hmm
[19:03] <Reiella> I need to remember why I set it so it only replied to me
[19:04] <Reiella> for that command anyway, oh well
[19:04] * Reiella yawns
[19:04] <Sabaron> Bunnies are cuter. Match Orlandu
 

*bows to Grey* Thank you for helping me with my theory. I am sure you will get better, my friend. Fight hard and gian more wisdom.

*bows to the Judge* Thanks for judging, miss.

MidKnight you can judge my next match if any .. it will be on this thread..
 

Congratulations on a good match, you handsome men you. :)

Orlandu, you hulk you, are now a Green Belt 1. Your dojo (and size) strikes terror into the hearts of your enemies. Your record is now 7-2.

Poor Gray, you lost again. You're a cutie, though, and still an innocent White Belt. I'm sure you'll rise to ascendancy... eventually. :) Your record is now 1-6. *blows Gray a kiss*

*Flower girl bows*
 
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Meowth! Meowth got inspired by ancestral meowth ghostie!

I'm NOT A GHOST YOU STUPID MEOWTH! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT?! REOWTH!

Reeooooowth! Meowth fight, scary ghost voice scaring meowth!

Idiot.

[ Would perfer standard match myself heh ]
 

As you wish Meowth. a Standard Match. here is my insult:
I find your presence to be cold-hearted, your garden to be boorish, and your strength to be weathered.
 

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