(OT) A request to my friends in the IR

[Edena_of_Neith]

Hey there everyone, Edena_of_Neith here.

I have a request.

Would you head over to the Sci-Fi board, and have a look at my thread: Poor Sauron! The chap did the best he could, you know.
Read through it, and hear Sauron's case for sympathy!

There is a poll on that board, which I set up.
The poll presumes suspension of belief (for the actual Sauron would never have behaved as I had him behave!), and assumes you actually listened to the Maia as he spoke, and saw him do the things he did.

In other words, the poll is meant as humor. Strictly humor.

Did Sauron convince you he deserved sympathy? Was he a poor guy wronged by a bunch of rats and rebels?
Or is he full of baloney, and spoon feeding it to you? Is he a liar, and the truth is not in him?
Or does he deserve to be slowly roasted, for all the rottenness in him, despite his words?

What do you think?

 

[The Forsaken One]

GO and read it, it's soo cool!!

 

[Creamsteak]

I'm not a LotR expert, and I know next to nothing. I did vote... but thats the end of my ability to help discuss that topic.

 

[Mr. Draco]

Gonna go read it now...

 

[Edena_of_Neith]

((looks at the results of the poll, so far))

(looks at an imaginary Sauron)

Sauron, Sauron, you're losing the PR battle!
You gotta get more positive votes, not those votes for torture by Shelob and Gollum!

Are you Rightful Lord of Middle Earth or what?
Get out there and show them how just and great a ruler you are.

Don't take any rats, rebels, or elves as being your betters!

Down with the rats!
Down with the cowherders and milkmaids!
Down with the fawners of the Valar!

You're losing the PR battle.
If you lose the PR battle, you're fried! (well, you're fried anyways, but that is not the point.)

(to all)

Support Sauron the Great!
Vote your sympathy for him on the poll over in Sci-Fi!

At least, until you watch TTT and realize what a true crud he really is ...

Edena_of_Neith