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[OT] I've got a great idea!
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Wulf Ratbane
Adventurer
My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R....
My bologna is a first-aid kit! It makes virtually no noise whatsoever!
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Useful, yes, but I dunno, just not as catchy as a jingle.
My bologna is a first-aid kit! It makes virtually no noise whatsoever!
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Useful, yes, but I dunno, just not as catchy as a jingle.
Grim
First Post
Design #58060232
It's a chainsaw! It affixes to any flat surface!
Hmm... a chainsaw with superglue sides... this is... useful to me
Design #1935253006
It's like a normal crematorium, but it can be used by the whole family.
hmm... same will?
and now for something compleatly normal:
Design #583331800
It's a shower head that hangs upside-down from the ceiling! It is inflammable.
and something crazy...
Design #1419927087
It's like a normal suppository, but it repels bees.
and the stuff they serve at school had to come from somewhere...
Design #2108935162
It's a pudding that's made of rubber!
My favorite
Design #1758397609
It's like a normal handgun, but it doesn't need batteries.
hmm... so thats why my glock isnt working... batteries ran down
It's a chainsaw! It affixes to any flat surface!
Hmm... a chainsaw with superglue sides... this is... useful to me
Design #1935253006
It's like a normal crematorium, but it can be used by the whole family.
hmm... same will?
and now for something compleatly normal:
Design #583331800
It's a shower head that hangs upside-down from the ceiling! It is inflammable.
and something crazy...
Design #1419927087
It's like a normal suppository, but it repels bees.
and the stuff they serve at school had to come from somewhere...
Design #2108935162
It's a pudding that's made of rubber!
My favorite
Design #1758397609
It's like a normal handgun, but it doesn't need batteries.
hmm... so thats why my glock isnt working... batteries ran down
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Design # 999
It's an artificial limb that sticks to the skin!
This would actually revolutionize medicine, come to think of it...
Design #1090332648
It's a computer mouse! It works in the opposite way to that which you'd expect!
Design #578701393
It's an explosive device! It makes virtually no noise whatsoever!
There's a Swedish children's book about just this; it's called roughly "Agaton Sax and the soundless-explosive-burglars" - and yes, the title's an intentional pun.
Design #3584468813
It's a shirt button that cures all known illnesses, lasts forever and can speak twelve languages.
Now this I want.
I also got "It's like a normal milk-carton, except it smells funny", and "It's a window pane! It's transparent!", both of which I found hilarious. Unfortunately, I lost the numbers.
/Feliath
It's an artificial limb that sticks to the skin!
This would actually revolutionize medicine, come to think of it...
Design #1090332648
It's a computer mouse! It works in the opposite way to that which you'd expect!
Design #578701393
It's an explosive device! It makes virtually no noise whatsoever!
There's a Swedish children's book about just this; it's called roughly "Agaton Sax and the soundless-explosive-burglars" - and yes, the title's an intentional pun.
Design #3584468813
It's a shirt button that cures all known illnesses, lasts forever and can speak twelve languages.
Now this I want.
I also got "It's like a normal milk-carton, except it smells funny", and "It's a window pane! It's transparent!", both of which I found hilarious. Unfortunately, I lost the numbers.
/Feliath
Knight Otu
First Post
My 2003 To-Buy-List:
Design #3003278803
It's an ornately-engraved sphere that costs less than £20! It can move faster than the speed of light.
Design #610023162
It's a toilet seat that revolves, detects background radiation and uses captured Martian technology.
Design #242380090
It's an energy drink that recharges itself at night!
Design #2150654927
It's a deck of cards that can cook small meals and is bigger on the inside than the outside.
My 2003 Not-To-Buy-List
Design #244417676
It's like a normal DVD player, but it probably won't work.
Design #2652758220
It's a contact lens that cannot be removed from your house! It loves you as a person and doubles as a blender.
Design #2432851334
It's a speaker system that's only visible under ultraviolet light! It operates on a quantum level and requires a sample of DNA.
Design #2626584511
It's a walking stick! It can be used in zero-gravity!
Design #3003278803
It's an ornately-engraved sphere that costs less than £20! It can move faster than the speed of light.
Design #610023162
It's a toilet seat that revolves, detects background radiation and uses captured Martian technology.
Design #242380090
It's an energy drink that recharges itself at night!
Design #2150654927
It's a deck of cards that can cook small meals and is bigger on the inside than the outside.
My 2003 Not-To-Buy-List
Design #244417676
It's like a normal DVD player, but it probably won't work.
Design #2652758220
It's a contact lens that cannot be removed from your house! It loves you as a person and doubles as a blender.
Design #2432851334
It's a speaker system that's only visible under ultraviolet light! It operates on a quantum level and requires a sample of DNA.
Design #2626584511
It's a walking stick! It can be used in zero-gravity!
I'm A Banana
Potassium-Rich
Your Mom
Your Mom is a pair of shoes that runs on a single AA battery!
(Which may explain why I like her so much...*rimshot!*)
ENWorld
ENWorld is a security camera that runs on compressed air and is laced with vodka.
(Hm...addictive properties...)
Design #140967875
It's a sock! It catalogues its contents!
(so, it's a sock with the word "foot" written on it?)
God
God is a sock that's covered with realistic fur! It improves blood clotting.
(For all you aithiests out there, I show you that God does exist and is worn by wanna-be fashion elitists! Ha!)
The Perfect Woman
The Perfect Woman is a DVD player that checks your spelling! It can light cigarettes and doesn't distract you from your work.
(Well, I know I'd be happy with that.)
The Book of Vile Darkness
The Book of Vile Darkness is an iMac that catalogues its contents, has sleek curves and self-replicates.
(iMac = Vile Darkness?! *shudder*)
Your Mom is a pair of shoes that runs on a single AA battery!
(Which may explain why I like her so much...*rimshot!*)
ENWorld
ENWorld is a security camera that runs on compressed air and is laced with vodka.
(Hm...addictive properties...)
Design #140967875
It's a sock! It catalogues its contents!
(so, it's a sock with the word "foot" written on it?)
God
God is a sock that's covered with realistic fur! It improves blood clotting.
(For all you aithiests out there, I show you that God does exist and is worn by wanna-be fashion elitists! Ha!)
The Perfect Woman
The Perfect Woman is a DVD player that checks your spelling! It can light cigarettes and doesn't distract you from your work.
(Well, I know I'd be happy with that.
)The Book of Vile Darkness
The Book of Vile Darkness is an iMac that catalogues its contents, has sleek curves and self-replicates.
(iMac = Vile Darkness?! *shudder*)
Knight Otu
First Post
That could border on blasphemy...
Perry Rhodan
Perry Rhodan is a rubber fish that has been featured in Star Trek! It never needs repairing.
Perry Rhodan
Perry Rhodan is a rubber fish that has been featured in Star Trek! It never needs repairing.
Zappo
Explorer
Hey, that could be useful to astronauts, you know.Knight Otu said:
Design #2800310825
It's a newly-discovered breed of fish that makes virtually no noise whatsoever! It makes hilariously rude noises and fetches help in the event of an emergency.
So, what do these fish do, exactly? They stay silent except for farting and belching when you need help?
Design #1696137166
It's a newly-discovered breed of fish that obeys simple instructions!
Oh, good. Better than the first.
Design #165483723
It's a newly-discovered breed of fish! It plays the theme from Steptoe and Son!
What, more fish?
Design #2543642340
It's a newly-discovered breed of fish! It works in the opposite way to that which you'd expect!
Perfect, now I only have to figure out what to expect...
Design #597399426
It's a pair of trousers that shreds documents! It feeds your pets and can be controlled remotely.
Ok, I don't care what it does or how it's controlled, I don't want anything that can shred paper near my jewels.
Design #3562419357
It's like a normal samurai sword, but it freezes anything it touches.
WOW! A +1 frost burst bastard sword!
Design #2052538583
It's a CD-rom that can be used by the whole family, helps around the home and detects evil.
WOW! An intelligent CD-rom of detect evil!
Design #1144763396
It's a blow-up doll! It looks like a fish!
EWWWWWW!!!!
...at least, it doesn't make funny noises.
Design #3833494352
It's an explosive device! It looks like a pot-plant!
That should be forbidden!
Design #4163031070
It's a wireless network device that will drive you insane, can move faster than the speed of light and keeps you warm at night.
Ha! I knew that! Heat dispersion from these constantly faster microprocessors can't increase much more.
Design #1603455398
It's like a normal wireless network device, but it can be implanted into the arm.
COOL! Very cyberpunk.
Design #2228905501
It's a tricycle! It can go from 0 to 60mph in three seconds!
Screw segway, this is the real it!
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