A supplement where a Martha Stewart type person shows you how to make crafts from skin, bones, and other body parts you obtain from people your characters have killed. Anybody want a wreath for the holidays made from elf bones and gnome hair.
Oops, OK...I respectfully withdraw that one too. You wouldn't happen to have the stats handy for a Jose Consaco bat, would you? (i.e. damage, etc.) In in the hands of Casey Jones, I'd guess it is eq. to great club.
This might be a great draw from the youngest of RPG'ers out there...an entire new generation. Even now, I can hear a little girl begging for "Tiji niji miji turtles" d20 for Christmas.