( OT Stupid Humor) Books you don't want to see.

[Bagpuss]

The Complete Book of Commoners

Personally I think this is a good idea, in fact I believe its already out and pretty popular on RPGNow, The Book of Everyone Else its called or something like that.

D-rock
D20 role playing game, role playing game
A role playing game about playing a role playing game.

Erm that's already been done as well, I believe its called X-Crawl, although R.Talsorian did it first with Dreampark.

I wonder how many other existing products this thread will mention, or how many new products it will inspire.

 

[s/LaSH]

The Quintessential Gazebo...

... done absolutely straight.

The North-Eastern Gazebo is made of wood and is vulnerable to fire. It has hardness 5 and 20hp to break a 5' section. It cannot move and has no attacks. Some varieties are painted white.
...
Adventure Hooks:
- The party goes to a noble's house. The noble will see them in the gazebo.
- The party walks past a gazebo.
- A party member inherits a gazebo.
- Someone has gone missing near a gazebo, but it didn't eat him.
...
Prestige Class: Gazebo Maker.

You get the idea.

I might, however, be tempted by The Quintessential Otter, because otters are sooo cute! And stuff.

 

[Drawmack]

The complete book of cross breeds: Introducing the half dwarf - half gnome. he hates himself.

 

[Moe Ronalds]

The Fatling Kama Sutra

The Quintissential Mongoose?

Deck of many Yu-Gi-Oh Cards (god no... (alright, not really a book...))

A Jack CHick treasury

Beyond the Pie: The Biography of an Orc

The Scripts Of Every Single Movie Or Television Series Staring the Olsen Twins. Ever. Past Lives Included.

I'm Not Finishing the Series Because I Hate You- By J.K. Rowling

My Diary, With Introductory by the Jock Who Beat You Up In Highschool

 

[caudor]

The Fatling Kama Sutra

Oh my, that just gave me troublesome flashbacks of a Richard Simmons exercise video. I envision Richard Simons in a room with Fatlings....they are sweat'in to the oldies.

[I...must...stop....reading...this...thread]

Too late, I'm tainted.

 

[Tyler Do'Urden]

I'm Not Finishing the Series Because I Hate You- By J.K. Rowling

Great, that will go well with:

I'm Not Finishing the Series Because It's Such a Great Cash Cow- By Robert Jordan

 

[KenM]

The Quintessential Duck

Anyone remember the first edtion of runequest? They had proutwadels, a race of ducks. I think they were in the fantasy trip, too.

 

[Kilmore]

Better Castles and Dungeons
The Slayers Guide to The Slayers
Praycleric
The Complete Athasian Halfling Cookbook
Ad&D 2nd Edition Revised
The Book of All of Kilmore's Ideas Before He Can Sell It Himself

 

[pogre]

A supplement where a Martha Stewart type person shows you how to make crafts from skin, bones, and other body parts you obtain from people your characters have killed. Anybody want a wreath for the holidays made from elf bones and gnome hair.

Sounds like an excellent Half-Orc Supplement to me.

 

[Dagger75]

EN World D20

The Complete Book of Moderators

The Complete Book of Administrators

The Quintiessential Poster

Smiley Folio

Mouse and Keyboard: The Equipment Guide

EN World Counters (oops already exsist )