( OT Stupid Humor) Books you don't want to see.

[Azzemmell]

How about:


The Slayer's guide to Kittens (awww)
The complete guide to playing a golem
Brush & Spit: The complete guide to toothbrushes of the Realms
Windows D20 (comes with 50 disposable "blue screens". If you want to add a player, you must inform MS.)
The complete ecology of the Striped Tortoise (256 page hardcover)

 

[alsih2o]

The Calloused Feet of Fharlanghn

Gruumsh's Good Eye

I Was a Teenage Templated Werewolf

The Seven Habits of Highly Successful Tavern Proprietors

I'm O.K., You're an Obad-Hai

Men Are From Mars, Illithids Are From Venus

Lord of the Slings

Sharpening and Polishing- Your Guide To Downtime For Fighting Men

How To Win Fiends and Influence Pegasi

 

[Psychotic Jim]

The complete book of cross breeds: Introducing the half dwarf - half gnome. he hates himself.

Actually, there is already a book of half-breeds being made- http://www.greenronin.com/cgi-bin/product.cgi?prodid=1104

and has some... unique halfbreeds- half-nagas, half-trolls, even (the horror) half-umber hulks.

 

[caudor]

The Calloused Feet of Fharlanghn

Gruumsh's Good Eye

I Was a Teenage Templated Werewolf

The Seven Habits of Highly Successful Tavern Proprietors

I'm O.K., You're an Obad-Hai

Men Are From Mars, Illithids Are From Venus

Lord of the Slings

Sharpening and Polishing- Your Guide To Downtime For Fighting Men

How To Win Fiends and Influence Pegasi

Wahhhhh...these are great! You have inspired me to continue. I had some more ideas while watching TV:

Beyond Monks - Fists of the Flying Nun
Super Module - Return to Gilligan's Island (lvl 2-15)
Felix the Cat d20 - Unleashed!
New Core Class - Elvis Presley Clone
Confessions of an RPG Addict - by Al & Tipper Gore
Another Super Adventure - Return to Fantasy Island
Plot & Cement Ponds - A Guide to Hillbillies
Garbage Pail Kids CCG
d20 Module Expansion - The Brady Bunch Boxed Set
Expanding your Game - From Minatures to Muppets

 

[Terraism]

The Calloused Feet of Fharlanghn
I'm O.K., You're an Obad-Hai

How To Win Fiends and Influence Pegasi

Hey, potter - you're still around! I thought you'd taken off for while... good to see you've still got a few days.

 

[alsih2o]

Hey, potter - you're still around! I thought you'd taken off for while... good to see you've still got a few days.

here till wednesday, we will see what it is like after that

 

[caudor]

here till wednesday, we will see what it is like after that

I searched the board to see what was going on. I do hope your surgery goes well and that you heal up quickly.

Reading this board without your posts will be like seeing a smile with a missing tooth...

Cheers.

 

[jdavis]

Carpal Tunnel, the guide to weapon ergonomics

War of the Spider Monkeys, a module for monkey based characters

Beverly Hills 90210 D20

The Little House on the Prairie sourcebook

The comprehensive guide to cheese

Caveman poetry

Book of Vile Cooking

 

[LGodamus]

Hatfields vs. mccoys d20

Backstreet boys and other boy bands compleat guide to making bards that do suck.

Graphic novel version of the gnomish Kama Sutra.....

Slayers guide to Hasbro corporate execs....

 

[Psychotic Dreamer]

D20 Footloose