( OT Stupid Humor) Books you don't want to see.

[Dagger75]

Great, that will go well with:

I'm Not Finishing the Series Because It's Such a Great Cash Cow- By Robert Jordan

Followed by

Damn, Already finished the Series By JRR Tolkien

 

[Guilt Puppy]

Sexual Confessions of a mindflayer

Quoth the Ranger: I made it on the list!

Books:

New Revised Core Rules, showcasing the d% system
The Compendium of Cat-People Races
The Big Book of Game-Breaking Items
d20 Post-Modern
Anything with "THAC0" anywhere between its covers

 

[johnsemlak]

Lost Temple of XXXX, and adventure for characters level 2-15

 

[mythago]

Hey, I'd buy a gazebo supplement.

I would, however, burn to the ground a publishing house that put out "A Guide to Wage and Hour Regulations in the Forgotten Realms."

 

[Psychotic Jim]

Wreathe and Rage- a d20 Guide to Disgruntled Christmas Shoppers-
The longest, meanest, dumbest race of the holiday season is back for another round. The mall has long been a punching bag for angry Christmas shoppers, and here yet again another time! The parents (and grandparents) of Wreathe & Rage are stronger, more savage, and more cunning than anything a person shopping for a hotly-contested toy has ever faced before. This toolkit for store-owners and shoppers is packed with new furbys, Power Rangers, Tickle-Me-Elmos, smells, price ranges, crayons, scalped items, and Nerf weapons. Whether you intend to use shopping carts against your opponents, or to ride in one yourself, Wreathe & Rage guarantees that you'll never look at the Christmas shopping race the same way again.

 

[maddman75]

Slayer's Guide to Flumphs.
Book of Vaugely Icky Stuff.
Epic Level Handbook....oh, wait, too late

 

[Creamsteak]

The Anti-Epic Level Handbook

(Starting at level 0, and suffering from many negative level drains caused by numerous incidents with undead)

The complete book of bad rules interpretations...

 

[HellHound]

Re: Re: ( OT Stupid Humor) Books you don't want to see.

Personally I think this is a good idea, in fact I believe its already out and pretty popular on RPGNow, The Book of Everyone Else its called or something like that.

Ah yes... the Compleat Book of Commoners, aka Everyone Else, aka Librum Ceteri. Don't knock it, it's still climbing the top 30 list @ RPGnow - Read About It Here

Sorry, couldn't resist a free chance at advertising.

And a bunch of the other stuff on this list is making me want to create new chapters for the upcoming "Son of a Portable Hole Full of Beer".

EDIT: Go baby go! Typo Inferno!

 

[trentonjoe]

Hoe and Hammer: A Guidebook to Farmers and Carpenters

This one made me giggle.

 

[trentonjoe]

Re: Re: Re: ( OT Stupid Humor) Books you don't want to see.

Ah yes... the Compleat Book of Commoners, aka Everyone Else, aka Librum Ceteri. Don't knock it, it's still climbing the top 30 list @ RPGnow - Read About It Here

Sorry, couldn't resist a free chance at advertising.

It looks kinda neat. Still not going on my christmas list