( OT Stupid Humor) Books you don't want to see.

[Robbert Raets]

I started work on a 'splat-book' in the spirit of DotF, MotW, S&F, T&B and S&S.

Shovel & Spear, a guidebook to Commoners & Warriors

So far, I got the 'pig farmer' prestige class

 

[alsih2o]

Reading this board without your posts will be like seeing a smile with a missing tooth...

rotflmao!! that made my day

 

[Henry]

OTHER Books you wouldn't want to buy:

The Quintessential Randomly Generated Prostitute
Kingdoms of Poughkeepsie Sourcebook
d20 Surreal Post-Modern
The Tomb of Fred the lich-king
The Slayers guide to Telemarketers
The Public School Arms and Equipment Guide
Manual of the Planes ( a treatise detailing the touchdown and takeoff times of one particular 747 Jetliner)


(P.S. - I mean no offense to any telemarketers, prostitutes, 747's, or lich-kings named Fred. )

 

[Gez]

Graphic novel version of the gnomish Kama Sutra...

I would buy it, myself.

On the "books I don't want to see" list, here are some I'd want to use.

The Quintessential Jelly
Return of the Complete Handbook of Elves
I, Flumph - Complete Ecology and Society of the Flumph (including new flumph-themed feats and prestige class)
Pockets & Monsters: A guidebook for d20 Pokémon
The d30 System - How to convert your d20 game to a cooler-looking die
And an Exalted d20 conversion named "Book of Exalted Deeds".

 

[Kilmore]

The D12 Book of Tables: Getting your 80 cents worth for a few dollars more.

Taxes of Faerun.

 

[jasper]

Playboy Center Folds in their nineties.
Fredricks of Hollywood Naughty Orc cataloge
Victionian Succubus Catalog
Ronald McDonald's Fine Dining around the U.S.A.
Daffy and Donald Duck Latin in 10 Easy Hours.
Piratecat's periolous putdowns.
101 Ways to fix brain by I. Flayer.
Craps the d20.
Dwarf does dallas.
NC-17 staring XXX.
Short history of the Realms
GreyHawk and Blue falcon by E.g.G.
Whitemore by David Duke.
The Pitts by Demigorgon.
Feeling Good while Climbing to the Top By Amosdeus
House building by W. W. of the West.
Flying Monkeys and the Pooper Scooper.
Muck raking By Hercules.
Burger King and Jeff Weight loss program.

 

[Oogar]

Everything I need to know, I learned at First Level.

d20 gardening.

The Book of Vile Chamberpots.

101 disfiguring scars to give to your character.

 

[jmucchiello]

Another book devoted to Munchkins (humorous or not). Seriously.

Look out: Steve Jackson Games

 

[alsih2o]

Everything I need to know, I learned at First Level.

this may be the winner

http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/show...erything+i+ever+needed+to+know+i+learned+from

 

[geezerjoe]

You guys rock ... here's my go

The Textiles of Chult
How to Tell Your (Mordon) Underlings Apart by Primus
How to Care for Your Sword of Sharpness by Thom Three-Fingers
A Opossum's Guide to Eating (really ... its nasty)
101 Ways to Discipline Your Familure
and finally
Water, What is it REALLY?

l8r

Joe Too Old