I humbly apologize to all of my ancestors for all the nasty things they did to each other.
I am, after all, responsible for most of them killing and oppressing each other for longer than some countries have existed. I should never be offensive to all of my many ancestors by attempting to leaven current situations with humour, so we can all stop hating each other over mutual borders.
Far better that we remember ceaselessly the wrongs done in the past, so we can bring them up as injuries and always lodge protest of anyone and anything that might seem the slightest slight.
Finally, I'm not responsible for broken, shattered or combusted sarcasm meters. In case that was too subtle for you, I have the ethnicities of oppressors and oppressed in my ancestry, and sometimes one was the other, so I think I'm fully qualified to say -
- Let it go, or you might as well let your lawyers strangle your childrens' bank accounts in their cribs.