Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

I get really tired of my internet provider's hold messaging saying that it's easier to contact them via the internet. My connection is down, you morons.

Impossible. Someone would have sent them an email if that's what was happening.

 

[overgeeked]

Look, I cut my teeth on the "DoaM" wars at the dawn of 4e, and I have got to say, this is the most tired, played-out, and pointless D&D-based argument ever

At least it’s a “new” D&D argument, at only 17-years-old. Most D&D arguments are 45- to 50-years-old.

 

[Saracenus]

At least it’s a “new” D&D argument, at only 17-years-old. Most D&D arguments are 45- to 50-years-old.

Ok, just put me out of my misery, what is "DoaM?"

 

[Old Fezziwig]

Ok, just put me out of my misery, what is "DoaM?"

Damage on a miss.

 

[Saracenus]

Damage on a miss.

DOH! And thank you... It was driving me crazy.

 

[TwoSix]

DOH! And thank you... It was driving me crazy.

Huh. Even when the acronym missed, it still did damage to you.

 

[Thomas Shey]

I get really tired of my internet provider's hold messaging saying that it's easier to contact them via the internet. My connection is down, you morons.

I usually find with Frontier they want you to use their phone app. Let me tell you how much I don't want to have to be doing a ton of text work on a phone....

 

[Scribe]

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WHOA. Please let that be the most obnoxious thing I have to read this week! God damn clown.

 

[Gradine]

Kylo Ren is actually just Ben Solo's Heartless, and runs Organization Sithteen.

I know this is completely stupid, but it's exactly the type of Kingdom-Hearts-stupid that I would be unironically hype for it

 

[Autumnal]

I can’t tell if I’m unusually sensitive today or if a bunch of other people here and elsewhere are unusually crabby. But I think I’m going to get the cats and Kindle and go be offline a while before I get too distressed to think straight.