Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Ryujin]

I still spend most of every video call checking out what I can see of everyone else's homes.

Background blur is my friend.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Back in my day, we had to write our OWN social media posts. We didn't have AI to do all of our writing for us. Sheesh, the kids today don't know how easy they have it.

I'm trying to get my "Get off my lawn!" card.

 

[overgeeked]

The horse has been dead so long it's turned to stone. You really can stop beating it.

 

[Ryujin]

The horse has been dead so long it's turned to stone. You really can stop beating it.

Any more and could it be considered 2013 Irish hamburger?

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Background blur is my friend.

This is why I'm squinting on so many calls.

 

[billd91]

Any more and could it be considered 2013 Irish hamburger?

But with fewer prions than British hamburger.

 

[Bedrockgames]

We are all the comic book guy

Back in my day, we had to write our OWN social media posts. We didn't have AI to do all of our writing for us. Sheesh, the kids today don't know how easy they have it.

I'm trying to get my "Get off my lawn!" card.

And the flame wars involved real fire !

 

[Ryujin]

We are all the comic book guy

And the flame wars involved real fire !

Which brings me to this venerable website:

Flame Warriors Home

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Load up on dice, bring your friends
It's fun to play D&D and to pretend
You'll get a sword and raid the dragon horde
Oh no, bard is a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, do I roll low
Hello, hello, hello, do I roll low
Hello, hello, hello, do I roll low
Hello, hello, hello

Bring a cleric, it's less dangerous
We've got a DM, entertain us
Fighter is stupid but courageous
We've got a DM, entertain us
Don't go solo, fireball needs guano, hit a deathblow, play with gusto
Yeah, hey
Yay

The thief is worse at what he should do best
Just lets the magic user knock open the chest
Our little group has always been
Did DEREK!!! just drink my gin?

Hello, hello, hello, do I roll low
Hello, hello, hello, do I roll low
Hello, hello, hello, do I roll low
Hello, hello, hello

Bring a cleric, it's less dangerous
We've got a DM, entertain us
Fighter is stupid but courageous
We've got a DM, entertain us
Don't go solo, fireball needs guano, hit a deathblow, play with gusto
Yeah, hey
Yay

And I forget just why I play
Oh yeah, I guess D&D makes me smile
I found THACO hard, I'm not math inclined
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

 

[DrunkonDuty]

I always did have touble understanding old Kurt. Thanks for posting the lyrics.