Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Umbran]

Also, in relation to another thread altogether:

(furiously scribbling notes). Pizza loop for my Timewatch game. Got it.

 

[trappedslider]

Also, in relation to another thread altogether:
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love nugget

 

[Scribe]

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Look, I'm nobody. You probably are not a fan of me anyway.

That said, every post you make is decreasing any respect I, and likely others, had for you.

 

[MNblockhead]

If it barks like a puppy, whines like a puppy, craps on the rug like a puppy, and pisses everywhere like a puppy…it’s definitely a puppy.

 

[dragoner]

Horses, cows, and pigs are as smart as dogs.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I get it.
Wolf spiders are a thing.
Dire wolves were a thing.
Therefore, Dire Wolf Spiders were a thing.

Wolf Blitzer is a thing.
Dire Wolves were a thing.
Therefore, Dire Wolf Blitzer is a thing.

 

[dragoner]

Humans = Dire Halflings

 

[Deset Gled]

Wolf Blitzer is a thing.
Dire Wolves were a thing.
Therefore, Dire Wolf Blitzer is a thing.

Wolfram is a thing; tungsten
Dire Wolves were a thing.
Therefore, Dire Tungsten is a thing.

Ever seen a light bulb that says "Danger" in a metal cage? That cage isn't there to protect the bulb. It's there to protect you from the deadly, deadly filament.

 

[RealAlHazred]

"Dire halflings" are a thing; humans, like @dragoner said.
"Voir dire" is a thing; where a legal representative questions people to determine biases.
Therefore "voir halflings" exist, where a legal representative questions people to determine if any of them are halflings in disguise (maybe two in a trenchcoat).

This may very well be the most torturous construction I've ever done here to wring the merest iota of humor from words. My two-year-old has me the most fatigued I've ever been.

 

[Autumnal]