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I don't think many baristas actually randomly bite customers
If I had a nickel for every time I was bitten by a raging barista while reaching for my venti iced caramel macchiato with almond milk and an extra shot of espresso (caramel drizzle divided equally in the bottom and on top of the foam, with light ice, add 3 pumps of mocha syrup, 2 pumps of toffee nut syrup, and a sprinkle of cinnamon on top, in a grande cup with a separate cup of ice on the side and a packet of Sweet'N Low), I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
 



If I had a nickel for every time I was bitten by a raging barista while reaching for my venti iced caramel macchiato with almond milk and an extra shot of espresso (caramel drizzle divided equally in the bottom and on top of the foam, with light ice, add 3 pumps of mocha syrup, 2 pumps of toffee nut syrup, and a sprinkle of cinnamon on top, in a grande cup with a separate cup of ice on the side and a packet of Sweet'N Low), I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
okay doofenshmirtz
 


If I had a nickel for every time I was bitten by a raging barista while reaching for my venti iced caramel macchiato with almond milk and an extra shot of espresso (caramel drizzle divided equally in the bottom and on top of the foam, with light ice, add 3 pumps of mocha syrup, 2 pumps of toffee nut syrup, and a sprinkle of cinnamon on top, in a grande cup with a separate cup of ice on the side and a packet of Sweet'N Low), I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
It's weird that it's only happened twice, yes.
 

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