Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

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Did you know that you can now pre-order the new incoming flavor of Mountain Dew: Baja Blast: Tropical Lime for delivery right to your door, the first day that it's available to the public?

https://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Dew-Baja-Blast-Count/dp/B00K9W1O6S

When I was much younger I remember folks attending midnight releases parties in stores for things like albums and video games. I guess this is the modern equivalent?

so...i did it..i have offically pre-ordered a soda...

I think that'll go down in history as one of the single most tone-deaf ads ever. Yes, people absolutely 100% would download a car if they could. Are you kidding? Hell, give it a little more time and 3D printers just might make it possible.

No time given

 

[J.Quondam]

 

[Old Fezziwig]

The difference is that this is real. Not even sold as a novelty (well, maybe as a novelty, but right there on the rack in (where I saw it) Walgreens and other run of the mill locations.

Sure, that's in line with my point: we're flying too close to the sun.

 

[Gradine]

I like the green ones from this, they're Green Beans. One of them (I think the Stuffing?) is a war crime, though.

How do they rate on the scale from 1 to Burnt Popcorn Jelly Beans?

 

[overgeeked]

It's impossible to design a game with a referee that protects you from the referee just like it's impossible to design a game that is immune to players making intentionally bad faith interpretations of rules. Once the industry stops guarding against problem players and groups simply stop playing with them the hobby will be able to evolve beyond absurdly bloated books with precise rules for everything.

 

[payn]

I'm calling the police.

I know some folks think clamnog is nasty, but I find eggnog so disgusting it would actually be an improvement.

 

[payn]

The real question I gotta ask, does clamnog come seasoned properly?

 

[Ryujin]

Soups makin a comeback!

That looks like it was straight out of the Campbell's Cookbook, circa 1972. It's nowhere near the worst thing that was in it.

 

[Umbran]

It's impossible to design a game with a referee that protects you from the referee just like it's impossible to design a game that is immune to players making intentionally bad faith interpretations of rules. Once the industry stops guarding against problem players and groups simply stop playing with them the hobby will be able to evolve beyond absurdly bloated books with precise rules for everything.

Except, the industry started without those guards, and it didn't evolve that way.

Evolution is not directed. You cannot predict what way it will go. Maybe you'll get a glorious eagle, or maybe you'll get a dodo.

Games are designed, not evolved. And folks designed those protections because there were, in fact, problem players (and GMs).

 

[Ryujin]

so...i did it..i have offically pre-ordered a soda...

No time given

That guy needs an OrangeStorm Giga.